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soccergurls123
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August 28, 2009 10:33am UTC

Today, My friend accidentally called me by "butt dialing" me. I heard him sneeze. I then hung up the call and texted him and said " bless you." He still has no idea how i knew he sneezed.
MLIA(:

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August 28, 2009 11:31am UTC

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brown_eyed_girl19
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August 28, 2009 11:46am UTC

Who hates it when your grandparents or parents
go on and on about
"When I was a kid..."
Just keep nodding and act like you care.

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HoplessLove
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August 28, 2009 12:16pm UTC

i think our hands just made
b a b i e s.
-17 Agadf

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KrAzAyChIcKx3
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August 28, 2009 12:19pm UTC

Let Me Write That Down
in my "i dont give a damn about" notebook

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summersweetie
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August 28, 2009 12:22pm UTC

Today
my friend accidentally called me by
"butt dialing" me.
I heard him sneeze.
I then hung up, texted him saying
"bless you"
He still has no idea how I knew he sneezed :)
MLIA

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summersweetie
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August 28, 2009 12:33pm UTC

Today,
I got one of those really cool backgrounds for my phone.
The one that makes your phone looks like its cracked.
As I opened my phone I panicked because I thought I had broke it.
MLIA

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summersweetie
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August 28, 2009 12:37pm UTC

Today
I set my laptop background as a wheres waldo page.
Instead of writing notes on the class lecture,
I spent 55 minutes searching for waldo.
The teacher pointed me out as a
"Well concentrated and dedicated student"
Success
~Mlia

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brown_eyed_girl19
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August 28, 2009 12:49pm UTC

I went to the beach the other day and saw a girl wearing
the same shirt as me. I went over to her and said
"I like your shirt." She responded,
"I like your shirt, too. Where did you get it? I want it!!"
Guess who I spent the rest of the day with.

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XoXoCuTiE29XoXo
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August 28, 2009 12:55pm UTC

Today, I saw a drunk guy claim that he was George Washington
When asked for two forms of ID,
he pulled out a dollar and a quarter.
He wins.
MLIA(:

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summersweetie
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August 28, 2009 1:04pm UTC

a friend bails you out of jail.
a best friend is sitting there, right next to you saying
"boy was that fun, i think we should do it again next week :)

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softballgurl10
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August 28, 2009 1:10pm UTC

Fun ways to scare people!
1.) When your at the mall, start belting out,
The phines and ferd theme song.
2.) When your at a public pool,
start laughing so hard every one leaves.
3.) When your at a grocery store, and people are looking at something,
wisper to them, ya that stuff is tasty!
4.) When you see someone with an over bit,
scream and run all over the place, Over Bit!
5.) When your in a elevator,
start singing, Jingle Bells!
6.) When your at a resturant,
start sneezing uncontrobly.
7.) Tell your coach that you cant play tonight,
because you have a tooth ache and cant chew gum.
8.) Tell your bgf, that he brock a nail and see what he says.
9.) Tell your brother that when you hit puberty,
you cant eat icecream cuz you get more zits.
10.) Try all of these! I have and they totally work!!!

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xoxblondy4life
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August 28, 2009 1:30pm UTC

have you ever noticed
people blame our generation for everything but did they ever stop and think who raised us
itouch backround

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