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summersweetie

1. summersweetie
   posted a quote
   November 28, 2009 11:13am UTC
   I think I know why
   Kings
   wanted people to bow down to them...
   Its just because they want to see all the girls
   Cleavage
   when no one is looking.
   mine [summersweetie] please no joking.
   
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2. summersweetie
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   November 8, 2009 8:55am UTC
   Oldest Lie in the Book #2
   "I was just stretching."
   
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3. summersweetie
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   November 7, 2009 11:01pm UTC
   Oldest Lie in the Book #1
   "That was my last piece..."
   
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4. summersweetie
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   November 7, 2009 10:59pm UTC
   ImNaked!
   (under my clothes)
   
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5. summersweetie
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   September 13, 2009 8:38am UTC
   Today,
   I was at Costco with my dad shopping for groceries.
   I was in the mood for Naked brand orange juice,
   so I turned to my dad and said, very loudly and casually,
   "Daddy, can we get Naked?"
   I have never heard Costco shoppers fall silent so quickly.
   MLIA
   
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6. summersweetie
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   September 13, 2009 8:31am UTC
   Dad: Do you guys want something to eat?
   Grandma: what about Staples!?
   Dad: No, Staples doesnt agree with my stomach,.
   Grandma:That was easy!
   
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7. summersweetie
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   September 9, 2009 3:25pm UTC
   Dont you hate it when, you have the HUGEST crush on a guy,
   but you know that you arent pretty enough for him,
   your not a blonde, big boob. Your a brunette flat chester,
   You dont even have a chance, even if you do have a better personality
   
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8. summersweetie
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   September 8, 2009 3:51pm UTC
   This morning, I typed in "MY DOG IS" on google.
   and MY DOG IS CONSTIPATED" came up
   I feel bad for google's dog :(
   
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9. summersweetie
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   September 8, 2009 3:49pm UTC
   Today I typed in "GOOGLE IS"
   and "GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND" came up.
   I am truly happy :P
   
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10. summersweetie
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    September 8, 2009 3:48pm UTC
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11. summersweetie
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    September 5, 2009 5:00pm UTC
    Today,
    I was wondering how deaf people can tell when their cellphones are ringing.
    Then I realized that that's what the vibrate mode is for.
    Then I started wondering why a deaf person would need a phone.
    MLIA
    
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12. summersweetie
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    September 5, 2009 4:58pm UTC
    Today,
    my four year old cousin and I were at the park
    A boy came and told her she looked like Hannah Montanna
    She kicked him.
    I'm glad she knows an insult when she see's one.
    MLIA
    
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13. summersweetie
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    September 3, 2009 4:04pm UTC
    Me and my besties are gonna be the old ladies in the nursing home,
    stealing extra sugar from the coffee counter, and chasing each other around in our
    Wheelchairs
    
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14. summersweetie
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    September 3, 2009 4:02pm UTC
    Ya. Im Wierd.
    What's your point?
    
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15. summersweetie
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    September 2, 2009 8:13pm UTC
    Am i the only one,
    that gets jealous,
    when your bestfriend,
    invites someone else to spend the night,
    and they dont invite you,
    &&it turns out the girl she invites is your other best friend.
    ~venting~
    
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16. summersweetie
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    September 2, 2009 10:34am UTC
    Yesterday,
    We went to the New York State Fair,
    n our way to the gates,
    my brother fell off the curb and did
    a spy-like roll, into the gravel!
    It was my excitement of the day :)
    no jocking pleaseee, if you want, make it in better colors but give me credit, thanx
    
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17. summersweetie
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    September 1, 2009 9:48am UTC
    Sorry that I didnt answer your call...
    I just spent an hour looking for my blue tooth...
    It was in my ear the whole time.
    ~Wizards of Waverly Place~
    saw this and thought it was a total mlia moment :P
    
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18. summersweetie
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    August 29, 2009 9:27pm UTC
    Tarp = $20.00
    Shaving cream = $5.00
    Sliding in it = PRICELESS :)
    
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19. summersweetie
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    August 28, 2009 6:40pm UTC
    Today,
    my dad told me it was time for me to meet his new girlfriend.
    He told me to dress nicely,
    so when she arived I came downstairs in a robe and wizard hat.
    My dad gasped, but his girlfriend just smiled andasked me how Hogwarts was going.
    I hear wedding bells.
    MLIA
    
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20. summersweetie
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    August 28, 2009 6:37pm UTC
    Today
    my brother and I were arguing over who would do the laundry.
    We played rock, paper scissor and I lost.
    I found $10 in his pants. I win.
    MLIA
    
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