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MaxEatsCrayons
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February 13, 2013 4:20pm UTC

MY LOVE FOR YOU WAS BULLETPROOF
BUT YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SHOT ME.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jimmy365
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December 30, 2012 7:27pm UTC

There are some things you need to
hear in order to feel better about a situation.
Like, "I'm sorry." and "I miss you."

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 7:17pm UTC

Me: Oh my god, I love this song
Me: *Checks who the song was by*
Me: I should check out some of their other songs
Me: *Starts checking out their other songs*
Me: Oh my god all of their songs are good
Me: *Starts listening to their songs everyday*
Me: Oh my god I love this artist/band
And that's how you have your favorite artist/band

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 8:51pm UTC

Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: I'm not even physically active

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yourcool
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December 30, 2012 5:55pm UTC

does anyone else remember those
square scooter from gym class and how awesome they were until you ran over your damn fingers?

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 5:40pm UTC

"can i ask you a question?"
and BAM, just like that everything you have ever done wrong in your life flashes before your eyes.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 5:49pm UTC

who else used to jump only on certain tiles
in the store because the other ones were made of lava?

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 6:14pm UTC

sorry, but your password must contain an
uppercase letter, a number, a punctuation mark, a gang sign, an extinct animal and a hieroglyph.

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rooftops*
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December 30, 2012 7:17pm UTC

My Health Teacher: People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.

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yourcool
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June 22, 2012 9:07pm UTC

GPS: Go straight.
Louis Tomlinson: No.

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hermione23katniss
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June 22, 2012 11:08pm UTC

"If your thighs don't jiggle, go see a doctor."
-Miley Cyrus

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luvyaaa
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June 22, 2012 9:17pm UTC

Hello fellow wittians. this is not just for faves i promise. I have a goal to follow everyone on witty. so if you can help me out with that by pressing the ♥ that would be very much appreciated
Thanks beautiful

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 9:27pm UTC

Reasons why I don't win at air hockey:
1% - I don't block it in time
99% - I hit it into my own slot

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littleleftofthemiddle
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June 8, 2012 8:11pm UTC

Teacher : what is your email so i can send you the notes for class?
Me:
Teacher:
me:
Teacher:
me: tastybitch69@hotmail.com
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 8:27pm UTC

There's this app on my phone
that makes me look ugly. It's called "Camera."

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 10:28pm UTC

They should print books with
glow-in-the-dark ink so you can read at night.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 10:57am UTC

Seniors: Ew, juniors.
Juniors: Ew, sophomores.
Sophomores: Ew, freshman.
Freshman: Ew, middle schoolers.Middle Schoolers: Ew, elementary kids.
Elementary Kids: Ew, babies.
Babies: Ew, fetus.
Fetus: Ew, wait, how am I talking?

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 10:12pm UTC

Crying isn't showing weakness.
It's showing how you've been strong for too long.

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