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  1. YeahIWriteStories YeahIWriteStories
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    {Baby Styles?}
    A one direction fan fiction(:
    Chapter three.
    Harry’s POV;
    The next morning I feel someone jumping on my bed. I get up, and rub my eyes. I see Louis and Niall.
    “Get up! We have to leave in like twenty minutes!” Louis says.
    I jump up. “Twenty minutes?!” I yell, “Why didn’t you get me up sooner?!” I ask.
    “We did… We’ve been trying to get you up for an hour, Harry.” Niall says, walking out with Louis.
    Louis turns around and winks at me, “You have a sexy morning voice.” He says and walks out, swaying his hips like an idiot.
    I start laughing. Then , I remember I only have twenty minutes to get ready so I run into the bathroom and get a three minute shower and dry my hair, then I put on my ‘Jack Wills’ hoodie and some jeans, with my converse. I grab my IPad and IPhone and run downstairs, “I’m ready!” I say, seeing everyone standing by the door waiting for me.
    “Finally. It’s pretty bad when Vannah , Abbi AND Zayn are ready before you, Harry.” Liam says.
    “Well, Louis and Niall didn’t wake me up until twenty minutes ago!” I shout.
    “We tried for an hour, Harold!” Louis says.
    “And I take that offensively!” Zayn says to Liam.
    “Okay, little boys. Stop!” Abbi says.
    “We have to leave, like NOW.” Vannah says, grabbing Louis hand.
    We get into the limo and drive to the airport. When we get there they call last call for our flight, we run to the plane, barely making it. This is gonna be a trip.
    Amelia’s POV;
    “Audrey! Give me that!” I yell, chasing after my daughter, she took my car keys. “Don’t you want to go see Jenna and Bella?!” I say, finally catching her.
    “Jenn-Jenn? Bwla?” she says, because she can’t say their names yet. I nod.
    “Yes babygirl, now come on. “ I say, carring her to my old camaro. I put her in her car seat and buckle her in. I get up in the driver’s side and drive to Bruster’s Ice Cream Shop. I get there and take her out, carring her and my purse. I see Jenna and Bella and walk over to where they are seated.
    “Hey girlies!” Jenna says, hugging us.
    “Hey, guys.” Bella says, grabbing Audrey out of my arms. “Hey Ree. “ she says, tickling Audrey.
    “We’re are going to get some Ice cream, want the usual?” I ask, Bella. She nods, playing with Ree.
    Jenna and I walk over to the stand and get two oreo blizzards and a two m&m blizzards. “So, how are you and Jason?” I ask Jenna.
    She looks down, “We broke up last night. He cheated on me with Samantha.” She says, tearing up.
    I hug her, “Awh! He is such a d*ck head!” I say.
    She smiles, “You and Bells warned me. But hey, I’ll be alright. He keeps bothering me though, apoligizing and all this crap.” She says, grabbing two blizzards, while I grab the other two.
    “I’ll beat him up.” I say and we both laugh. Jason was Jenna’s boyfriend for two years off and on, I never liked him, at all. We get over and I give Audrey hers and Jenna gives Bella hers. We eat our ice cream and decide to go to the park. We get there and I let Audrey play in the sand, she loves sand.
    “So, are you still talking to Mason?” Bella asks me.
    “Yes, ma’am. We are going to the movies Friday. Which brings me to ask you, can one of you babysit Ree for me?” I ask.
    “I will.” Jenna says, “I have no plans.” She adds.
    I hug her, “Thank you! Summer works, so yeah.” I say.
    “Finally over Harry?” Jenna asks, she is the only one who knows about him besides Bella. Jenna was there when it happened though. She moved when I did, from Chesire, England. Her mom and her. Bella, I ment here, when I first moved here, and I told her last year.
    “For sure. That was forever ago, Jenna.” I say. I look over and see a brown curly haired, boy and I feel like I am going to puke. Oh my dear lord jesus, it is….Harry..
    Comments, Follows, and faves! ♥ i love you guys!

    *nmf
    ~nmf! Credit: formatsyoucanuse.

  2. foreverme1331 foreverme1331
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:53pm UTC
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    1) Press the 'Fave'' button
    2) Highlight The Numbers
    3) Press Ctrl and f
    4) Press 99 and see what happens (;
    nmq

  3. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Lick your lips 3 times
    blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
    I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

  4. FluffyScamp FluffyScamp
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    Thank you for all of the support I've received,
    Today I witnessed the man who had the nerve to sexually abuse me,
    be put behind bars.
    I'm in therapy, and I'm recovering well.
    My boyfriend and I have just celebrated our 8 month anniversary,
    and my mom is moving back into my hometown.
    So yeah, I guess you could say that
    Life has a funny way of working out..

  5. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 12:47pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    *someone speaking in another language*
    me: they are obviously talking about me.

  6. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    Feeling unsatisfied
    when you want to sleep more but you
    have to wake up because of school.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    *What happened at school today*
    Boy: "Shine bright like a diamond-"
    * boy continues to sing horribly*.
    Teacher: If you're going to sing that song, at least sing it on key.

  9. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    someone should write a book where the main character slowly falls in love with the reader

  10. TheGirlWhoLived TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    *logs in to witty*
    *sees argument about gay marriage*
    *sees argument about God and religion*
    *logs out of witty*

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 12:55pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Why does toilet paper need a commercial?
    Who doesn't buy it?

  12. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    can we pass a law that all guys have to wear suits? ok thanks.
    I guess that would make it a… lawsuit


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  14. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    Today,
    I got my first instagram hate.
    You wanna know what I woke up to?
    'kill yourself'
    And you know what I did?
    I laughed and ate a pretzel

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    Mom: Are you still texting Josh?
    Me: Yeah, why?
    Mom: You guys haven't seen each other in seven or eight years and you still keep in touch?
    Me: Yeah...
    Mom: You guys are going to reunite and fall in love and get married
    Me: Mom...
    Mom: Which is fine by me! His family's great!
    Me: Mom, stop.

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    I'm done chasing people who aren't willing to do the same for me.
    After today, the ice cream man will have to find business elsewhere.

  17. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    *My thoughts before I go to sleep*
    Me: I hope I did all my math homework.
    Me: Whatever I better have a study hall tomorrow.
    Me: Why can't it be the weekend.
    Me: *Looks at clock*
    Me: Dear Jesus I only have four hours left to sleep!!
    Me: I should pray...
    Me: Dear God please help people stop being such peasants.
    Me: Amen.
    Me: Maybe I should put more effort into my prayers then God might hear me...
    Me: *Closes eyes*
    *Something falls off dresser*
    Me: AHHH IT'S A GHOST!! TURN ON THE LIGHTSSSS
    Me:*Hides under covers for next fifteen minutes*
    Me: Oh why me? This is a terrible life.
    Me: People don't understand how hard I try to be friendly.
    Me: *Thinks of some really emotional stuff*
    Me: *Starts crying*
    Me: *Puts on music to calm myself down*
    Me: *Cries harder*
    Me: Crap I just wasted an hour of sleeping time..
    Me: Need. to. concentrate.
    Me: *Creates amazing story in my head where I am gorgeous and my favorite celebrity falls in love with me*
    Me: *Falls asleep*

  18. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    Welcome to SPRINGTER 2013
    Winter + Spring = Springter


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. beary0630 beary0630
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 10:54pm UTC
    One Direction Update
    3/10/13 10:55 PM EDT
    Hey everyone! Hope you all had a good day! The boys had a concert in Belfast again. That's about it for today. After the show they celebrated their production manager Karen's birthday. Niall and the lads from 5 Seconds of Summer hung out as well.
    Tomorrow's Tour Info: They have their last show in Belfast for the entire tour. It's an evening show at the Odyessy Arena as usual.
    Rumors: None that I am aware of.
    Links: Louis and a fan, look at his facial hair! http://t.co/0O8QcaOS2Y
    Louis and another fan: http://t.co/c5URoOhYbj
    Niall with some of the 5SOS guys: http://t.co/2kEUebP6BQ
    The boys: http://t.co/DcTm1JJ9u8
    Zayn on stage tonight: http://t.co/T4plJ6WKMx
    Some of the boys on stage tonight: http://t.co/gaeY37fnno

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