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  1. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 10:45pm UTC
    To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.

  2. fulldark fulldark
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 6:40pm UTC
    Drunk text me. I want
    to be the one you think of
    when you can’t think straight.
    "Drunk Texts are Flattering" by Claire Luisa

  3. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 6:34pm UTC
    what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    tequila mockingbird

  4. *Suicidal Fantasy* *Suicidal Fantasy*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 6:40pm UTC
    LoveI've been searching for true loveLooking everywhere even from above,I've loved before but it's gone to wasteBut then I saw you and my heart raced,You instantly took my breatheAnd I worried less and less I thought of you endlesslyleaving me breathlessly,Until the end of timeI need you to help me climb,Climb this hard lifeSo one day I can make you my wife,C.R ~ mine 

  5. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 6:51pm UTC
    person: i like you
    me: why

  6. Lady Phantomhive* Lady Phantomhive*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 7:01pm UTC
    The worst part of not having you anymore
    is being alone at night with my thoughts
    without you here to tell me I'm going to be okay..

  7. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 7:30pm UTC
    *If Hazel was a typical white girl*
    "I'm in love with you," he said quietly.
    "Augustus," I said.
    "I am," he said. He was staring at me, and I could see the corners of his eyes crinkling "I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business in denying myself the simple pleasure of daying true things. I'm in love with you, your obsession with starbucks, your leggings with riding boots, and how you post on instagram "a night out with the girls" everytime your with a friend. I love you from your flower headband where you try to look like some hipster down to your high-waisted shorts and Chacos. Every single part of you is unique, I can't think of anyone else I know who shares the same qualities as you."
    "Augustus, you're making me cry," I whimpered out, trying to keep my mascara from slithering down my face and ruining my makeup, because I looked hella cute and I wasn't going to mess that up.
    "No, what makes me cry is that last night when I tried to hold your face and kiss you, and your Kendra Scott earrings fell onto the ground, and you were so sad you cried after you posted a picture of them on Twitter. When you cry, I cry. I can't stand the thought of you being captivated by depression." He caressed my hand and rubbed his thumb onto the back of mine. He stared deep into my eyes, completely encapsulating my soul and said, "and I know what love is. Love is tweeting cute song lyrics of some overplayed song on the radio we've totally never heard of or posting some quote you found on Tumblr trying to seem sophisticated."
    I drove my face into his arms and cried out harder than I'd ever cried before. Augustus was as sweet as the Starbucks drink I just purchased so I could post it onTwitter. After I finished draining my eyes, I took a selfie and put it on my 186 second Snapchat story.

  8. jessicabliss jessicabliss
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 7:40pm UTC
    He just shattered my heart into a million pieces
    But the worst part?
    He didn't even realize.

  9. michellie michellie
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 10:29pm UTC
    “You can ask the universe for all the signs you want, but ultimately, we see what we want to see when we’re ready to see it.”

  10. ~Spoken Silence~* ~Spoken Silence~*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 10:29pm UTC
    I'm just a toy....But you can only play with a toy so much before it starts to break...

  11. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 8:18pm UTC
    O O O
    / l \ / l \ / l \
    <3 <3 <3
    / \ / \ / \
    O
    /<3\ Be Different
    |
    / \

  12. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 8:31pm UTC
    I like how we fall up the stairs,
    more than we fall down the stairs
    O.O

  13. Unicorn's hunter * Unicorn's hunter *
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 8:31pm UTC
    Summer
    Did you mean: fun, sun kissed days, fresh air, memories, sleepless internet nights (?


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  15. BittersweetMemories BittersweetMemories
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 9:42pm UTC
    |||||||||| i wish i knew why i let you get to me..
    |||||||||| i wish i knew why i still want you..
    |||||||||| i wish i knew what my heart wants..

  16. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2014 3:54am UTC
    you are currently a 'basic bítch' please upgrade to 'premium bítch' for only three payments of $19.95

  17. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2014 10:58pm UTC
    *ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

  18. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2014 11:10pm UTC
    starbucks cashier: how can i help you
    me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.

  19. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2014 10:55pm UTC
    this guy at my school put 20 dollars into the vending machine to buy cheetos and he got 380 nickels back a teacher had to take him to the office bc he was crying so hard

  20. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2014 10:53pm UTC
    DO YOU EVER LOOK AT SOMEONE AND REALIZE THAT LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM IS PERFECT THEIR EYES ARE PERFECT THEIR NOSE IS PERFECT THEIR MOUTH IS PERFECT THEIR HAIR IS PERFECT THEIR BUTT IS PERFECT THEIR NECK IS PERFECT THEIR HANDS ARE PERFECT THEIR FEET ARE PERFECT CONGRATULATIONS ON EVERY FÜCKING THING

:)

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