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  1. Walshy Walshy
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 10:52am UTC
    Dear guys,
    if you plan on kissing a girl,
    do it in the rain
    Trust me.
    You'll thank me later.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    Last minute studying and I wind up
    doing really good. Spend forever studying and I fail.

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    Me looking at dogs: Lab, husky, poodle
    Me looking at cats: Cat, cat, cat

  4. forgetxmexnot forgetxmexnot
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 7:03am UTC
    Mum: Can I see your laptop?
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *Throws laptop out window*
    Me: What laptop?

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    o ver
    f re
    fave if you get it ^

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Have you ever looked at a person and thought,
    "yeah, you have someone in your basement."

  7. enchant enchant
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    I just want
    a guy who saves my texts to look at when he misses me.♥

  8. livelovelaughforever livelovelaughforever
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    Everybody thinks I'm
    that happy and bubble person well guess what? I'm not.

  9. SydDaNinjaUnicorn SydDaNinjaUnicorn
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 9:04am UTC
    Why I don't have a boyfriend #7-
    I eat like it's
    going out of style.

  10. kyotokitten kyotokitten
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    When you plug your charger
    into your phone but hours later you realize your charger
    wasn't plugged in.

  11. gracemiller27 gracemiller27
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    when you get offered a sticker:
    * 4 years old* Yay ! must be sooo special! I'm going to tell my mum when i get home (:
    *11 years old* Oh great a sticker... how old do they think we are *yawn*
    *15 years old* OH HELL YEAH! LOOK AT THIS! HA.. YOU DIDN'T GET ONE! I'm going to treasure this forever :D

  12. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when your mom sits down next to you while you're on the computer.

  13. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 11:43pm UTC
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  14. Crazygirl11 Crazygirl11
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 11:45am UTC
     
    Admit It
    When You First Heard About One Direction
    You Thought Louis' Name Was Pronounced
    Lewis
     
    nmf
     

  15. CoolSt0ryBr0 CoolSt0ryBr0
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 11:15am UTC
    If girls get so many guys their a sl*t
    and if a guy has so many girls there a ladies man?
    Ever notice that?

  16. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 10:50am UTC
    And Who Else
    wonders what the very first quote on Witty said

  17. tatertotz7 tatertotz7
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 9:54pm UTC
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  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    I will do anything humanly impossible
    to reach the remote, without getting up.

  19. ivelz17 ivelz17
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    Witty Profiles is like
    My Hannah Montana life

  20. KristinaBrunicardi KristinaBrunicardi
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    Am I the Only One
    who still calls the gears of a car the "PRINDLE"
    all because of "The Suite Life Of Zack and Cody"
    ???

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