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lovecrazy
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 9:02pm UTC

The thing about most girls is that we just assume
all guys are pigs and want nothing more than in our pants. When the reality of it is that the majority of them don't, they're actually nice, respectable people, but we just have this image in our heads that all guys are basically manwh0res and are just using us. Yeah, the problem isn't necessarily always guys.

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lovecrazy
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May 30, 2013 8:22pm UTC

You got designer shades, just to hide your face
and you wear them around like you're cooler than me, but reality check bìtch no one's cooler than me.

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lexielicous12
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 3:13pm UTC

Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody text's me
Forever alone

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MissAnna
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 10:47am UTC

THE BEST KIND OF LOVE STARTS WITH AN
unexpected hello.
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phee
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 4:31pm UTC

Let's face it
anything with raisins in it,
would be ten times better
with chocolate chips instead.
for example: a box of raisins

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carson5482
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 3:23pm UTC

I have childhood memories
that I am not 100% sure actually happened...
or if I dreamed them.
I really do not know...

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 9:04pm UTC

If Disney movie titles were literal
The Lion King: Basically Hamlet
Beauty and the Beast: Beastality (but not really)
Pocahontas: Historical Inaccuracy
Tangled: She Gets the Guy Her First Try?
Cinderella: But If It Fit So Well, Why Did It Fall Off?
The Little Mermaid: She's Supposed to Die
Mulan: Adventures in Crossdressing
Sleeping Beauty: Necrophilia (but not really)
Black Cauldron: No One's Heard of It

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carson5482
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 3:03pm UTC

My friends and I started the first day of kindergarten
with sweaty palms and runs in our tights
and Dillon got bashful when he saw me get on the bus
and hid his head in the seat.
And Michelle and I played dress up for hours in her mother's closet
talking about what it would be like to act like
the big kids.
My friends and I started the first day of middle school
with sweaty palms and new jeans
and Dillon and I kissed under the jungle gym last year
but he liked another girl more than me.
And Michelle kissed all of her big brother's friends
and tried to be just like
the big kids.
My friends and I started the first day of high school
with sweaty palms and big text books
and Dillon has been dating Hannah for two months
and gives me look in the hallway.
And it seems like Michelle has been trying to play dress up in her
mother's closet again
and all the boys look at her and she loves it
and it seems like no one will take you seriously unless
you're a big kid.
My friends and I said goodbye on the last day of Senior Year
with fond memories and our graduation caps
and Dillon took his own life last year
because Hannah forgot they were dating for a night.
And Michelle stays home mostly now
because her baby needs her more than she needs her degree
and it scares me now
because we are
the big kids.
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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 2:57pm UTC

when guys
wear that one cologne
where all you want to do is
bury your face in their chest and sniff because
they smell that damn good

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 3:23pm UTC

The only reason
I enjoy going to bed is
so I can make stories up in my head
which makes my brain think
it’s actually real.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 3:30pm UTC

i would
never cheat on someone.
I mean someone being stupid enough to date me
is a once in a lifetime thing
I'm not gonna mess it up

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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send_me_a_smile
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 3:24pm UTC

:(
I Haven't had any notifications for so long, steve must have felt sorry for me so i got this instead.
Bunnylover43 Format

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 3:58pm UTC

Trying
to make someone fall in love with you
is about as pointless as
trying to control who you fall in love with.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 3:45pm UTC

friend: you know there's a life
outside the internet
me: send me the link
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 3:48pm UTC

one time this dude was being
stupid so i said “well you can’t spell
stupid without u” and he got really
angry and shouted “WELL THERE’S AN ‘I’
IN STUPID TOO” and i just stared at him for a
rly long time
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 1:36am UTC

skinny friend: omg i'm so fat, i need to go on a diet.
me:
me:
me: i am whale
me: hear me roar
me: *inhales five cheeseburgers*

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:21pm UTC

i can't decide if people who wear
pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:23pm UTC

i keep a lot of sh/t to myself because
in reality, no one gives a f/ck.

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