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  1. skyyaygrr skyyaygrr
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 9:58pm UTC
    what happend to all the wittians D:

  2. skyyaygrr skyyaygrr
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 12:39am UTC
    imsadlonely depressedbroken misserable confused and numb

  3. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    On Family Fued:
    Interviewer Guy: Name a part of the body that starts with the letter 'T'
    Guy: T.its
    Me: *Throws TV out the window*

  4. burning* burning*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    kissing while laughing is adorable, seriously.

  5. burning* burning*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    Hand sanitizer- Great way of finding cuts.

  6. Banna271 Banna271
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    "I kissed the scars on her skin. I still think you're beautiful and I don't ever want to lose my best friend. I screamed out God you vulture, Bring her back or take me with her." -Pierce The Veil

  7. AllyReneexD AllyReneexD
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 8:53pm UTC
    I don't care if you're sick,
    I don't care if you're contagious
    I would kiss you even if you were dead.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 12:49am UTC
    me: *drops food on the floor*
    me: *esteban voice* theeees ees a deesaster

  9. Maicy Rasmus* Maicy Rasmus*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    mom: sweetheart, can you do the laundry?
    me: *inserts simon cowell's voice* it's a no from me

  10. burning* burning*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 6:44am UTC
    "1 way, 2 say, 3 words, 4 you. I love you."

  11. Tori-bird * Tori-bird *
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 10:41am UTC
    does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is it just me?

  12. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    www.lolcats.com

  13. skyyaygrr skyyaygrr
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 11:38am UTC
    Nobody said it was easy
    It's such a shame for us to part
    Nobody said it was easy
    No one ever said it would be this hard

  14. JenHeartsYuu JenHeartsYuu
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    If you ever decide to unfollow me, that's cool, but we need to sing "Gotta Go My Own Way" from High School Musical 2 first.

  15. Wheeling Wheeling
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 2:09am UTC
    Me: *listening to music while eating chips*
    Plain White T's: A thousand miles seems pretty far
    Plain White T's: But they've got planes and trains and cars
    Plain White T's: I'd walk to you if I had no other way
    Me: That sounds like a lot of work
    Me: If I eat another chip
    Me: I can just roll there
    Plain White T's:
    Me:
    Plain White T's:
    Me: That's another way

  16. steffykins steffykins
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 11:46pm UTC
    mom: who are you texting?
    me: my meth dealer

  17. jjdubbs jjdubbs
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 12:07am UTC
    When you try your best,
    but you don't succeed.
    When you feel so tired,
    but you can't sleep.
    Stuck in reverse.

  18. Lost_Girl_98* Lost_Girl_98*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 11:06am UTC
    I kissed the scars on her skin. I still think you're beautiful and I don't ever wanna lose my best friend. I screamed out God you vulture, bring her back or take me with her.

  19. Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    I've learned that...
    there is no way I'm not going to hell.

  20. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    *bird chirps*
    me: wtf what tab is that coming from

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