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KatieeLovesYouu
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July 12, 2012 1:57pm UTC

I don't think i could ever stab someone. I mean, let's be honest. I can bearly get the straw in the Capri Sun.

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 10:18pm UTC

i don't know about you,
but when I chew 5 gum, I don't feel like i'm floating on a sea of vibrating metal balls or stimulating my senses...

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 5:58pm UTC

I look at my best friend and think
“Why the heck do I love this idiot.”

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only_abigale
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 2:27pm UTC

I want to see Magic Mike for its storyline
-said nobody ever

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yourcool
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July 12, 2012 4:48pm UTC

I hate it when i meow at cats
and they dont meow back. how unbelievably rude.

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sticksandstones001
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 2:23pm UTC

nmf/my quote.
I'm like
the squirrel from Ice Age.
And you're the acorn.
No matter how hard I try,
I can never hav e you♥

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smilingsadly1
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 11:14am UTC

Format credit: Sandrasaurus
In every girl there is a little ninja,
it comes out whenever someone touches her phone.

Format by Sandrasaurus

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never_forget
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 2:37pm UTC

"Ha! you flinched."
"Well ya, you almost
punched me
in the f*cking face."

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xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 11:06am UTC

3 things I've never felt like:
1.A G-6
2. P Diddy
3. A Plastic Bag
I guess you have to be famous,
to have extra feelings like that...

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Lukas_has_a_new_Witty
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 2:12pm UTC

And today, my mom's boyfreind asked me for permission to ask my mom to marry him < 3

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 12:53am UTC

First World Problems #4
I'm kind of hungry, but my mom has guests over, and if i leave my room i'll have to introduce myself.
20+ for me to continue (:

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 11:50am UTC

SHORTEST HORROR STORY EVERComputer: Unable to connect to the internet at this time.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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idance
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November 5, 2011 4:44pm UTC

Today, I saw an old lady
vaccuming her lawn.

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 10:39pm UTC

FAVE IF YOU'VE CRIEDso hard that you couldn't breathePROPERLY.
nmf - MissAnna

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katieXOalice
posted a quote
September 22, 2011 6:07pm UTC

Fav if;
You are shorter than
5'8...
:D

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sweetart11
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June 26, 2012 6:43pm UTC

don't hold your cursor over this quote.

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BreakAway43
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 6:52pm UTC

Why does it even give me the option to like my own status?
Ofcourse i'm gunna like my own status. I'm frikin hilarious. And sexy.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 9:45pm UTC

Survey:
what's your favorite chick flick?? :)
comment!

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foreverxyoung14
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 6:11pm UTC

I tell you, when I actually die, some people are gonna get seriously haunted.

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