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Member Since: 31 Jan 2009 08:58pm

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Hey Yal

the names sarah
Im 13
i don't no what else to say
check out my friends:
iceecubeee101
mama_chicken
batman4eva92
I_love_emmett

oh ya if anyone knows how to make like the picture thing in the backround tell me...thankss kk
  1. shortstuff211 shortstuff211
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2009 7:12pm UTC
    I'm the kind of girl who goes trick or treating on the wrong day. I'm the kind of girl who says like in every sentence. I'm the kind of girl who laughs at something that happened..yesterday. I'm the kind of girl who gets her heart broken twice but is still in love with him. I'm the kind of girl who everyone wants to be but she doesnt want to be herself. & I'm the kind of girl who wants everything but has nothing.
    +rate highh

  2. shortstuff211 shortstuff211
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2009 6:57pm UTC
    &____Am I the only one who,,
    has a contest to see
    who has the most
    candy on halloween?

  3. shortstuff211 shortstuff211
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2009 6:29pm UTC
    There was this girl and she was with
    her friend.
    They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace.
    It had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    to die!

  4. shortstuff211 shortstuff211
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2009 1:12pm UTC
    I'm always a mess. I can never keep my own secreats. I laugh too hard at stupid things. My favorite songs make me cry. I always watch for 11:11 but i miss it more then i notice it. I live in the past, in the memories i have wityh the people i love. I hate thinking about reality & i'm so homesick that its not even funny. But not homesick in a missing my house kind of way maybe its more like heartsick from all the things that i cant get back. its hard for me to define myself....I guess im just cliche....the girl who loved too hard & didnt get anything in return. I don't want to be the heroine in some tragic love story, i just want the one person who has never given me the second thought
    rate highh<333

  5. shortstuff211 shortstuff211
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2009 12:51pm UTC
    &____Said I'm
    So sick of love songs
    So tired of tears
    So done with wishing you were still here </3
    &____Said I'm
    So sick of love songs
    so sad and s.l.o.w
    So why cant i turn off the Radio?
    So sick
    by Ne-yo
    rate high</3

  6. shortstuff211 shortstuff211
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2009 9:39pm UTC
    I am a little girl with big feelings
    credit please....<3

  7. shortstuff211 shortstuff211
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2009 4:27pm UTC
    She’s different
    He’s not
    It just wasn’t meant to be </3

  8. shortstuff211 shortstuff211
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2009 4:23pm UTC
    I love you
    April Fools
    </3
    prob not mineee:(

  9. shortstuff211 shortstuff211
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2009 4:20pm UTC
    I love you
    like peanut butter loves Jelly
    idk if mineeeee

  10. shortstuff211 shortstuff211
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2009 8:20pm UTC
    Myheartskipsabeat
    when he texts me<3

  11. shortstuff211 shortstuff211
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2009 8:17pm UTC
    Sarah<3
    request!!
    mineee!!

  12. shortstuff211 shortstuff211
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2009 8:10pm UTC
    Damn girl your looking fine is how it started
    its over girl is how it ended
    idkk mineeeeeeee!!!
    rate highh
    comment plz??

  13. shortstuff211 shortstuff211
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2009 8:08pm UTC
    &If life give you lemons…
    SCREW THEM I WANT ORANGES!!
    ya idkk but
    +rate highh

  14. shortstuff211 shortstuff211
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2009 8:00pm UTC
    You’remymiracle
    on49thstreet
    idk if mine comment tho!!!!

  15. shortstuff211 shortstuff211
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2009 7:54pm UTC
    &allyouhavetodo
    islovemeback

  16. shortstuff211 shortstuff211
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2009 7:40pm UTC
    RAWR
    (thats i love you in dinasour)
    no credit plz

  17. shortstuff211 shortstuff211
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2009 9:15pm UTC
    give the heart what the heart wants
    she wants you
    all mine
    no stealing!!
    credit plz!!!
    comment!!

  18. shortstuff211 shortstuff211
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2009 9:12pm UTC
    some things were meant to be
    like
    You and me

  19. shortstuff211 shortstuff211
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2009 9:10pm UTC
    there's this boy
    and i think i love him<3

  20. shortstuff211 shortstuff211
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2009 9:09pm UTC
    jack and jill went up the hill to get some marajynna
    jack got high and dropped his fly and said do you wanna
    Jill said yess and droped her dress
    and then they had some fun
    sillly jill 4got her pills
    and then they had a son
    thats really how it goes
    +rate highhhh!!

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