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shortiiez7

1. shortiiez7
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2011 10:07pm UTC
   it's my 1 year anniversary
   with my boo, witty♥
   can i get 1 fave, hahaha.
   
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2. shortiiez7
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2011 4:56pm UTC
   Easy A
   Rosemary: Any friend of Olive's is a friend of my daughter.
   
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3. shortiiez7
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2011 4:53pm UTC
   Easy A
   Brandon: Is there an Olive here?
   Rosemary: There's a whole jar of them in the fridge!
   
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4. shortiiez7
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2011 4:35pm UTC
   Energizer Bunny
   arrested,
   charged for
   battery.
   -.-
   
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5. shortiiez7
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2011 4:25pm UTC
   They say there's plenty of fish in the sea,
   But I just suck at fishing♥
   
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6. shortiiez7
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 9:48pm UTC
   Mean Girls.
   #classic
   Regina: Why don't I know you?
   Cady: I'm new. I just moved here from Africa.
   Regina: What?
   Cady: I used to be home-schooled.
   Regina: Wait... what?
   Cady: My mom taught me at home...
   Regina: No, I know what home-school is, I'm not retarded! So you've actually never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!
   Cady: I didn't say anything.
   
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7. shortiiez7
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 9:35pm UTC
   LOVE:
   It's not a noun to be defined but a verb to be acted upon♥
   
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8. shortiiez7
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 9:31pm UTC
   ::Hot Chick::
   boys are cheats and liars. they're such a big disgrace. they
   will tell you anything to get to second base-ball baseball he
   thinks he's gonna score. if you let him go all the way, then
   you are a hor-ticulture studies flowers. geologist studies
   rocks. the only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put
   his c*ck-roaches, beetles, butterflies and bugs. nothing
   makes him happier than a giant pair of jug-glers and
   acrobats, a dancing bear named chuck. all guys really want
   to do is - forget it, no such luck!!!
   nmq
   
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9. shortiiez7
   posted a quote
   November 2, 2011 7:22pm UTC
   Cool story hoe,
   on what page do you have the same boyfriend?
   nmf.nmq
   
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10. shortiiez7
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    &Who else thinks we need a
    category for "that awkward
    moment" quotes.
    
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11. shortiiez7
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you realize Kim
    Kardashian's failed marriage
    could have have paid for
    your college tuition for 2,833
    years.
    -.-
    
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12. shortiiez7
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 11:11pm UTC
    Facebook,
    i don't want any invitations to CityVille,Farmville,or any other Sh*tVille.
    -THANKS.
    
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13. shortiiez7
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 7:34pm UTC
    Everyone is in a great relationship,
    & i'm just here like "I'm just having a love affair with this piece of pie"♥
    
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14. shortiiez7
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 11:20am UTC
    Truth is:
    it's extremely annoying when people say 'truth is'
    -.-
    
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15. shortiiez7
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 11:11am UTC
    you can't buy happiness,
    but you can buy ice cream,and that's kind of the same♥
    
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16. shortiiez7
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 3:53pm UTC
    Thisorthatquiz(:
    [] Eminem or Lil Wayne [x] [
    x] UGGs or flip flops [] [
    x] smoothies or slushies []
    [x] Justin Bieber or Cody Simpson [ ]
    [x] beach or swimming pool [ ]
    [x] Witty or Facebook [ ]
    [ ] movies or TV shows [x]
    [x ] curly hair or straight []
    [x] Abercrombie or Hollister
    [] [x] dogs or cats []
    [ ] Winter or Summer [x]
    [x] solo artists or bands [ ]
    [x] singing or acting [ ]
    [x] pictures or videos [ ]
    [x] softball or lax[ ]
    [ ] books or magazines [x]
    [x] love or friendship []
    [x]straight or gay[ ]
    [x]beautiful or hot[ ]
    [ ]asleep or awake[x]
    [x]dresses/skirts or leggings/shorts [ ]
    [x]coke or pepsi [x]
    [x]Selena or Demi [x]
    ♥
    repost this with your answers! feel free to add more "this or thats"(:
    
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17. shortiiez7
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 10:18pm UTC
    TYPICAL;
    i see your face , then i puke.
    
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18. shortiiez7
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 9:57pm UTC
    You go to the beach
    && find a pineapple under the sea..
    ..typical
    -♥-
    
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19. shortiiez7
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    You got a perfect score on your test..but your teacher gets jealous and gives you an 'f'.
    
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20. shortiiez7
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 11:59pm UTC
    It's the law;
    When you lo se y our pho ne i t' s always o n vi b rate
    -----♥-----
    format;not mine
    
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