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nebraska99
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October 21, 2012 4:45am UTC

Friend: Lol remember when you liked-
Me: THAT WAS A DARK TIME ALRIGHT

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finding_nemo
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August 21, 2012 5:41pm UTC

Smartest kid in class: That test was hard.
Entire Class: We're screwed.

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cheetah678
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August 21, 2012 7:38pm UTC

That Annoying Moment....
When you fall on a trampoline and everyone continues to jump on it and your just bouncing up and down cause nobody will let you get the f*ck up!
lolsotrue.com

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jimmy365
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August 21, 2012 5:51pm UTC

not sure if math test was easy
O R I D I D E V E R Y T H I N G W R O N G

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 5:29pm UTC

shout out to pixar
for making bloopers for animated films.

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yourcool
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August 9, 2012 2:24pm UTC

that really horrible and depressing moment when
you accidently close the wrong tab in your browser.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 4:04pm UTC

i don't see why the last day of the olympics
shouldn't be all the gold medalists playing dodgeball until we have an ultimate champion.

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ToriCooper
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August 9, 2012 12:03pm UTC

Maybe Voldomorts face is flat
because he ran into
The wrong wall at the train station.
blacklace

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yourcool
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August 9, 2012 3:54pm UTC

just remember, if we get caught;
you are deaf and i don't speak english.

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Cassidy_Skye10
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 11:12am UTC

That awkward moment
When Willow Smith can't whip her hair back and forth because she shaved it off.

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heyitsmadeline
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 10:13am UTC

Perfect Way to Make a Messy Bun:
1. Make a normal bun.
2. Get Attacked.
You're Welcome.

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sophsunflower12
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May 13, 2012 8:17pm UTC

bad hair day?
messy bun to the rescue!

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never_forget
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May 4, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Lights Flickering
Normal People: "The light needs to be changed."
Me: "The Hash Slinging Slasher!!"

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
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May 4, 2012 6:20pm UTC

Steps to avoid a sea bear
1) Dont ever eat cubed cheese
2) Never wear a sombrero
3) Never Ever screech like a chimpanzee
4) Don't wear a pink frilly dress
5) Don't wave flashlights around and around
Now you are protected from gettting attacted from a sea bear. If a sea bear in fact does come, make sure you draw a circle around yourself and dont make any fast movements

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①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ*
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 11:23pm UTC

Hello
my name is
Junie B. Jones
The B. stands for Beatrice. Except I don't like Beatrice. I just like B. and that's all.
[♥] If you remember reading these books!

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pigglywiggly
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April 23, 2012 9:17pm UTC

The only "b" word you should ever call a woman is beautiful. B.itches love to be called beautiful.

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ljames17
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March 31, 2012 5:41pm UTC

Drake: Which locker do you think is Megan's?
Josh: Gee, I don't know. Maybe it's the one she's standing in front of and putting books into!
Drake: You know, sometimes your sarcasm hurts!

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Jessica Marie. *
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 12:32pm UTC

Don't text me while;
I'm in the middle of textingyou. now i have to change my text.
♥♥♥

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arenaud
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March 31, 2012 9:09am UTC

Dog Logic:
Loves to swim and play in water, but acts like the world is over when they have to take a bath.
nmf nmq

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 11:27am UTC

Person dies in movie;
"Eh. They probably desevered it."
Dog dies in movie;
"WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT DID THE DOG DO?!"

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