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XxprettixX
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September 28, 2011 11:10am UTC

You Can Kill The Dreamer
But You Can't Kill The Dreams.
-Martin Luther King

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kayratay26
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 9:39pm UTC

finding a spelling error in your text book
& being like,
I AM GOD

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ShoutingYourName
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 3:24pm UTC

A boy's sleepy voice
is seriously the sexiest shittt ever.

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laurlaur
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 9:25pm UTC

“You ask.” “No, you ask!” “Will you please ask?” “Why can`t you ask?” “Fine… Hey my FRIEND wants to ask you something!”

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ilovechu4
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September 26, 2011 7:30pm UTC

Fave And I'll Promote Your Witty
♥

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catchmeAdam
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September 26, 2011 6:13pm UTC

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rlhaleen
posted a quote
September 26, 2011 8:59pm UTC

*A nerdy guy's phone goes off*
Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend?
*Everyone laughs*
Nerd: Nope. It was yours.
*Dead silence*.
♥♥♥

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Ashleigh313
posted a quote
September 26, 2011 7:36pm UTC

Fave and ill post a truthful letter
on your wall i promise ... not for
faves just bored
♥

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meggieb131
posted a quote
September 26, 2011 9:21pm UTC

The awkward moment
[when a guy has bigger boobs than you]
-__-
.

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kristinnamariee
posted a quote
September 26, 2011 7:11pm UTC

Boy: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
Girl: You wear pants dont you?

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holls37
posted a quote
September 26, 2011 4:19pm UTC

THAT AKWARD MOMENT WHENy o u r t o y s m a d e t h r e e m o v i e s b e h i n d y o u r b a c k♥nmq

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ollliiiviiaaox
posted a quote
September 26, 2011 5:19pm UTC

i would do illegal things to you;)
really? like what?;)
kill you.

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xXxChrissyxXx
posted a quote
September 26, 2011 3:02pm UTC

SON: mommy every night i hear you and daddy making noises and when i look your bouncing up and down on him.
MOM: oh. well im bouncing on his
stomach because he is fat and that
makes him thin again.
SON: That wont work
MOM: why?
SON: because they lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up.

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xxBMTH4Everxx
posted a quote
October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC

Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
"Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
MILA.

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xBeautifulDngerx
posted a quote
April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC

A Guy Had A Crush On
This Girl
He followed her wherever she went.
One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
-xBeautifulDngerx

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kara008
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June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC

What is wrong with you?
How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
Imperfection is beautiful.

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fuckyeahquotes
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July 6, 2010 4:29pm UTC

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BrokenSmile__
posted a quote
July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC

I want a person who
comes into my life by accident,
& stays on purpose.

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sksx9
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March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

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findingnemo
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 5:27pm UTC

love is like a glass door
sometimes you don't see it, and it smacks you right in your face
♥.

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