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SON: mommy every night i hear you and daddy making noises and when i look your bouncing up and down on him.
MOM: oh. well im bouncing on his 
stomach because he is fat and that
makes him thin again.


SON: That wont work
MOM: why?
SON: because they lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up.


 

 

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SON: mommy every night i hear you and daddy making noises and

1528 faves · 25 comments · Sep 26, 2011 3:02pm

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IvySisonOfficial · 1 decade ago
LMFAO
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arobare606 · 1 decade ago
Hey it's Ally Robare!
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iHeartCupcakesx3 · 1 decade ago
ohmygosh. XD
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fatme32 · 1 decade ago
little jhoney joke???
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xXxChrissyxXx · 1 decade ago
lolxxx !
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brunettechick7 · 1 decade ago
lmao!
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regankk · 1 decade ago
:O! <- that was my face when i saw this.
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EMnEmElvis · 1 decade ago
i was in the computer lab suppose to be writting an essay and i was trying so HARD not to laugh, the teacher came over read it and started busting out laughing lmfao
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xXxChrissyxXx · 1 decade ago
xD . . i know this made me laughh too when i was writing it... this TOTALLY MADE MY DAYY !!
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brokenwings · 1 decade ago
OMG LOLOLOL
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SunkistBieber · 1 decade ago
why would such a little boy have an iphone...? regardless, this made me lol in the middle of class! (:
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Cakegoddess · 1 decade ago
lol
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emilyandthatsall · 1 decade ago
LMAO!!! made my day!! XD
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Runaway_love · 1 decade ago
showing this to my friend

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EpicEltomax · 1 decade ago
LOLXD
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tylerr · 1 decade ago
oh my god -dying-
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runawayrachel10 · 1 decade ago
AW. Poor kid.
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TheBestEver13 · 1 decade ago
OMFG!!! I LOVE IT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Vivaalajuicy · 1 decade ago
hahahhahahahhahhaha
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goodstuff1227 · 1 decade ago
hahhahahahhaaaa
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