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arobare606

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Member Since: 21 Aug 2011 02:12pm

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arobare606
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 7:25pm UTC

'Are your parents drug dealers?' 'no.. why?'
'Cause You D o p e!'

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arobare606
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 7:19pm UTC

I have my witty life,
and my 'normal' life.
Might as well just call me Hannah Montana ;)

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arobare606
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 7:06pm UTC

Dear Tongue, CAN'T TOUCH THIS!
Sincerely
Elbow ;)

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arobare606
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 7:01pm UTC

You are jealous of my awesome randomness... Admit it ;)

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arobare606
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 3:17pm UTC

Guy: Want to know something?
Girl: Sure, Why not! (:
Guy: When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change.
Girl: Yeah because I got that boom boom pow, them chicken's jacking my style.
Guy: You totally just ruined the moment there.

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arobare606
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 3:04pm UTC

Ain't no mountain high enough to keep me from
getting to you baby
Lol jk
Have you seen the Everest?

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arobare606
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 3:00pm UTC

"F.B.I open the door!"
"What's t he secret password?"

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arobare606
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 2:55pm UTC

"I failed the test"
"Me too!"
"High Five!!!"

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arobare606
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 2:40pm UTC

My Friends are the type of people that will spend hours trying to drown a fish!!!

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