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kiannaxx413
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May 19, 2011 2:38pm UTC

click the [♥]
if you ever felt bad for being mean to your mom

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clicktheheartif
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September 9, 2011 9:03pm UTC

Hey, you there!
Can you stop scrolling
for just a second;
and click the heart for...
the ones who lost
their lives on
Sept. 11, 2001.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ecawesomeness
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August 29, 2013 8:43pm UTC

teacher: please choose something you're good at to make a workshop over it to teach people how to do it
teacher: so what are some ideas on things to do?
kid: how to game in class without the teacher noticing
guy: how to cook minute rice in 55 seconds
me: how to cook kraft mac and cheese
girl: aren't there directions for those on the back of the box?
me: shhh
teacher:
teacher:
teacher:

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soccertrack
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May 27, 2013 4:38pm UTC

Gale:You're on the phone with your baker he's upset
Katniss:Oh no.
Gale:Goin off about some cake that he burnt
Gale:cus' he doesn't know how to hunt like I do
Katniss:Gale stop.
Gale:I'm in the woods it's a typical sunday afternoon
Gale:I'm hunting the kind of squirrels that he doesn't like
Gale:He'll never be able to hunt like I do
Gale:CUZ HE BAKES BREAD
Gale:I MAKE SNARESS
Gale:HE EATS CUPCAKES
Gale:AND I HUNT BEARSS
Katniss:Gale just stop

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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May 30, 2013 4:28pm UTC

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Breeze
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May 28, 2013 9:59am UTC

Chatrooms
lobby--create chatroom---popout
Randomness
Leave room | Invite user
Format by Breeze ==
●-/-●-/
Friend1 has joined the chatroom
Friend2 has joined the chatroom
Me: Hey guys!
Me: Omg. One of my friends kept using the wrong your/you're and the wrong there/their/they're just to annoy me.
Friend1: There awesome!
Me: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Friend2: I see what you did their!
Me: ...
Friend1: Hahaha OMG you did it to!
Friend2: I'm trying two think of another won now.
Me: ...
Friend1: Brb. Gonna poor myself a glass of water
Friend1 has left the chatroom
Me: ...
Me: I'm going to right this up. I want too post this.
Friend2: ;)
Friend2: I have too go now! Bye!
Friend2 has left the chatroomFriend3 has joined the chatroom
Friend3: Hey! What's up?
Me: My friends were purposely using the wrong words. You know how much that annoys me.
Friend3: Aww their they're.
Breeze
Friend3
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Format by Breeze

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Hale_Storm18
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May 28, 2013 3:17pm UTC

Ugh this illegal copy I downloaded is bad quality.
This is not what I didn't pay for!

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carson5482
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May 31, 2013 3:15pm UTC

When an ad starts playing music
in one of my browser tabs...
Me: I will find you.
Me: And I will kill you.

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glitter162*
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May 25, 2013 6:50pm UTC

"If there are any idiots in the room,
please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one student rose to his feet. "Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

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Hale_Storm18
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January 25, 2013 2:53pm UTC

You know that quiet girl in class?
Yeah, she goes home and makes fun of all of you on Witty.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hale_Storm18
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November 22, 2012 10:03pm UTC

Do you ever have these imaginary scenes in your head
of you in situations that would never actually happen? And, whenever you're bored or spacing out or just walking around, you kind of just go back to them and imagine them over and over.

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xSxMxIxLxEx
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May 3, 2012 9:56am UTC

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ThatWeirdKidThatNobodyLikes
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September 25, 2012 2:09pm UTC

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RazorsEdge
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May 9, 2012 11:28pm UTC

Funny thing...
The colors red, white, and blue are supposed to represent freedom.
Except when they are flashing lights in your rear view mirror.

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BPisAFail
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August 16, 2012 10:16am UTC

Format by XxprettixX
What if,
Hogwarts actually sent us letters,
but our parents hid them?
Format by XxprettixX Removal of Credit is punishable by DEATH.

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TrueReligi0n
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August 25, 2012 9:06pm UTC

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