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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 10:10pm UTC

THIS IS THE STORY ABOUT A GIRL
----------- who cried a river and drowned the whole world

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gracegreene
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 6:42pm UTC

I hate it when
he's irresistible.
When everything he does is cute.
I hate how whatever he does makes my heart race.
I hate how much I think about him.
But most of all, I hate that I knew it wouldn't work, but
I fell for him anyways.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 2:27pm UTC

Getting excited and impatient
when you are about to watch a new episode of your favorite tv show. ♥

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CharlAldisx
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 4:15pm UTC

I'm the girl who prefers one rose instead of a
dozen. I'm the girl who would rather stay in on a
Friday night than go to a wild party with random
strangers. Im the girl who wouldnt make you wait
on her hand and foot, but would do anything to
make you happy. Im the girl who would enjoy
having a movie night rather than going to some
fancy restaurant. Im the girl who would rather
stay up all night sharing secrets than going out
and getting drunk. Im the girl who wont make you
hold her bags, but would rather hold your hand
instead. Im the girl who will love you more than
anyone can possibly dream of. Im the girl who
would give you the world to see you smile. Im the
girl who cries herself to sleep at night thinking of
you, when i know im the last thing on your mind.
Im the girl who feels alone, even in a
crowded room.

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isitonlyme

posted a quote
September 8, 2012 4:21pm UTC

That awkward moment when you're reading a book & have to reread the same paragraph over & over cause your thoughts are too distracting.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 3:19pm UTC

People always tell me
'Don't get attached'
Too late.
I never listen.
And my heart hates me for it.
For thinking, “Maybe it’ll work out this time.”
because usually it doesn’t.
But I put it all on the line anyways.
Because I’m a sucker for love.
And it gets the best of me.
I’m sick of getting hurt, but I always set myself up for it.
In the end it’s no ones fault but mine.

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xAshleyLuvsBVB
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 6:52pm UTC

Here's to the people who
remember the movies
My Date With The President's Daughter (1998)
The Luck Of The Irish (2001)
The Princess Diaries (2001)
Double Teamed (2002)
Cheetah Girls (2003)
Freaky Friday (2003)
The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003)
Pixel Perfect (2004)

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 1:49pm UTC

i don't care
if your son is 4 years old ma'am
i'm not getting off this swing
format by jimmy365

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 3:33pm UTC

When a girl leaves,
you don’t let her walk away
You run after her and pour your heart out on the pavement.
You have to tell her all the reasons you love her,
and you gotta mean every word of it.
You better kiss her like you’ve never kissed her before
and hold her in your arms like you’re protecting the world,
because she is your world.
Fight for her.
Don’t let her go.
Because once she walks out on you,
there will be nothing more you can do.
And let me tell you boy,
you will regret it.

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 11:08am UTC

Me:It was a rainy night,we had no electricity,you were lost,you went into a haunted house and there were 2 stairs,the right and the left...which one did you take?
Friend:Uh...left
Me:so you went upstrairs and found 4 doors,which one of them would you go in?
Friend:The first one.
Me:You go in and find yourself in a hallway with 2 bedrooms,a grand masteroom or an apartment size room,which one do you go in?
Friend:Grand masteroom...
Me:Okay,you go in and see 2 bathrooms,a white one and a bla ck one,which one do you go in?
Fiend:White one.
Me:A murderer has locked you in..you have to chose which way to die,jump out the window,or sit in an electricity chair.
Friend:Umm,jump out the window?
ME:Too bad..you just died...you could have picken the electricity chair,there is no electricity...
Friend:.......

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LilyTree
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 7:10pm UTC

"My sister Christi had a baby when I was 17,
and I had just heard about crib death. The
horrible thing was that it wasn’t understood.
For some unknown reason the baby would
stop breathing. So I would sneak into where
the baby was sleeping and put my hand in her
crib, hold her little finger, and I’d sleep on the
floor like that. It was stupid, I’m sure. But I
thought the warmth of my hand might help,
that maybe if she felt my pulse it would remind
her to breathe."
- Johnny Depp -

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 11:06pm UTC

h o w d r u n k m u s t y o u b e t o
adopt a mouse as your son and name it stuart ?

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Guitarzrock
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 2:26pm UTC

Dobby never meant to kill!
Dobby only meant to maim,
or seriously injure.
I love dobby.

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Baseballisme
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 5:07pm UTC

H a n d s a n i t iz e r:
Helping you discover cuts you never knew you had.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 3:50pm UTC

Alone at home
Me: *Makes a joke to myself*
Me: *Laughs out loud*
Me: *Wipes a tear*
Me: Why am I so hilarious?
Me: *Laughs a little again*
Me: *Realizes my weirdness*
Me: *Sighs*

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