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lozza821
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 12:33am UTC

Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.

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gloriaLOVE
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 9:12pm UTC

ONE DIRECTION.
NUTELLA.
GAY MARRIAGE.
OLD WITTY.
WITTY WARS.
CHANNING TATUM.
Is this a Top Quote now?

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CCKITTY_0714
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 3:14pm UTC

Me:Can you please grow?
Hair:Lol No.
Boobs:Nah.
Stomach: OKAY! :)

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aubweeexx
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 2:34pm UTC

i wish my life was like
high school musical. It'd be like 'brb, gotta go sing about my feelings.'

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brilovesrondo9
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 8:10pm UTC

You know you're a teenager
when..
you would rather..
ride a donkey naked through the desert with snapping
turtles attached to your nipples than spend "quality time"
with your family!
i've done a few of these before.. should I do a series?

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AbercrombieAndBitchh
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 7:10pm UTC

Person on facebook: Girls don't want guys with nice personalities, they want guys with swag.
Me: *stabs myself in the eye*

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xxxtheicekillerxxx
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 7:49pm UTC

Don't fave a quote just because the creator of it has a p.nis

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WonderfulLove
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 11:00pm UTC

I don't care
HOW RUDE
someone is being to you.
You NEVER
EVER
tell them to
kill themself.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 12:07pm UTC

Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaa
Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
Me: OMG THAT"S A GOOD ONE
Me: OMG WHAT IS AIR?
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
Me: Hahahaha
Me: Haha...
Me: Woohoo that was a good one
Me: No I'm not
nmq.

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cocobananasxx
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 12:15pm UTC

Before School: I'm tired, don't talk to me.
During School: I'm tired, don't talk to me.
After School: I'm tired, don't talk to me.
Midnight: HEEEYYY WASSUP WORLD! I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY! WHO WANTS TO SWIM TO AFRICA AND BACK WITH ME?!?
-tumblr-

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 1:20pm UTC

♫♪♫♪♫♪
Happy people listen to the music, Sad people listen to the lyrics. CookieDoughFormats

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Chocolate_Luver
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 10:29pm UTC

I LOVE HARRY
...Potter

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ShutUpAndLookAtThis
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Birth control pills should be for men
It makes much more sense
to unload a gun
Than shoot at a
Bullet proof vest
another j.e² format
-Tumblr-

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animallovers46
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 9:29pm UTC

The awkward moment when...
somebody asks you what's wrong, and they're the problem.

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forever_mine_123
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 4:19pm UTC


nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
dododoododdo
wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
I will be rising from the ground like a
skyscraper .

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elligrig13
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 4:28pm UTC

friend: hey, remember when you had a crush on-
me: SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!

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standstill_lookpretty
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 4:54pm UTC

format by keegster
It's going to be a sad day
when someone looks back & says, 'I miss the good old Disney shows like Austin and Ally.'

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 8:28pm UTC

"Haha you're 14 and you've only had one boyfriend? I'm 12 and I've had 7 lol."
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise this was a competition. what's the prize?...herpes?"

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itsnickipewpyo
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 11:18pm UTC

Teacher: do you understand now?
Me: yeah, totally
Teacher: *walks away*
Me: the f*ck did she just say

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