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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 7:12pm UTC

Billie Joe Armstrong: Ladies, if someone touches you and you don't want them to, feel free to punch them in the f//cking face.
Gerard Way: If you ever see sh//tty a//ss rock dudes in sh//tty a//ss rock bands asking you to show them your t//ts for backstage passes, I want ou to spit in their f//cking face and yell, "F//ck you!"
Justin Bieber: R//pe happens for a reason

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 5:41pm UTC

*turns light off*
*dives to the bed*
*misses*

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 8:29pm UTC

mom
i can't go to school
i've got
the ugly
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 3:52pm UTC

i am the uneven drawstring
on the hoodie of life
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 4:57pm UTC

*meeting One Direction*
You: Hey boys, will you sign my album please? (Trying to be confident)
Them: Sure!
Harry: *whispering to Liam* It's her...
Liam: *whispering to Harry* I know, bro. Stay cool!
Louis: *whispering to Zayn* Zayn... it's her! She's standing right in front of us!
Zayn: *whispering to Louis* Wow, I could scream right now!
Niall: OMFG IT'S YOU WE LOVE YOU! WE ALWAYS STALK YOUR TWITTER AND IMAGINE US MEETING YOU! YOU'RE SO GORGEOUS! ME AND THE BOYS ALWAYS FIGHT OVER YOU!
You: ...
Liam, Harry, Louis and Zayn: *facepalm*
Josh Devine: *Runs up to you* OMG GUYS IT'S HER!
Niall and Josh: *Scream and hug each other*
You: I love you!
Boys: *Faces light up*
Josh: NIALL, DID YOU HEAR THAT!?
Boys: *Jump over the table and hug you*
Zayn: Now... who gets to date her??
You: *wakes up*
You: *falls off your bed*
You: *hits your bed side table*
You: *dies*

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sooky234
posted a quote
January 10, 2013 10:39pm UTC

I typed f/ck in a comment but forgot to slash the U.
Steve changed it to fetch.
Steve just made fetch happen.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 4:15pm UTC

If you’ve ever
tried to fight tears on the bus ride home, and failed.
If you’ve ever lied about why your eyes were glazed over,
and you were believed.
This one’s for you.
If you’ve ever stopped listening to your favorite band
because he liked them too.
If you’ve ever hated a girl you didn’t know
because he picked her over you.
This one’s for you.
If you’ve ever wished you were weak enough to cry in public.
If you’ve ever constantly hid behind laughter and smiles.
This one’s for you.
If you’ve ever bit your lip to stop it from quivering.
If you’ve ever walked with your eyes planted on the ground.
This one’s for you.
If you’ve ever stared into the darkness before sleep,
trying to avoid the ‘what’s if’s’ and ‘if only’s’.
If you’ve ever listened to totally different music,
but ended up thinking about him anyway.
This one’s for you.
The girl who doesn’t get the guy.
The girl who still lives her life to the fullest she can.
The girl who gets up every day and doesn’t give up.
This one’s for you,
because it takes so much to be that strong.

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Waffle
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 6:00pm UTC

I think its time to shave my legs
"MOTHER, FETCH THE LAWN MOWER"

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 10:31pm UTC

People who say, "Is it because I'm black?"
10%: Black people
90%: White people

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Shanaynor
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 2:41pm UTC

This is really weird
At the end of this you are asked a question. Don't stop and think about it. Just say the first thing that comes into your mind. This is a fun test and kinda spooky at the same time. Be sure to comment if you're among the 98% or the 2%. You'll understand what this means after you take this.
Now, just follow the instructions as quickly as possible. Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one. You do not need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your mind. You'll be surprised.
Start:
How much is:
15+6
3+56
89+2
75+26
25+52
63+32
Don't worry, it's almost over. xD
123+5
QUICK! THINK ABOUT A COLOR AND A TOOL!
Scroll further to the bottom.
A bit more...
You just thought about a red hammer, didn't you?
If this is not your answer, you are among the 2% of people who have a different, if not abnormal, mind. 98% of people answer red hammer while doing this. Comment what you got! I wanna see how normal (or abnormal) my fellow Wittians are! I got red hammer. Did you?
Credit to http://skeptacles.blogspot.com/2005/08/98-red-hammer.html

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 2:58pm UTC

the episode where spongebob goes around
asking people if he's ugly and they all run away is basically an 11 minute description of my life.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 6:20pm UTC

i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

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Connork11
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 4:21pm UTC

"It's not that cold out!" Said the P.E teacher with a coat on
"It's just drizzling!" Said the P.E teach with an umbrella
"Running for 20 minutes isn't that bad!" Said the P.E teacher sitting in a chair
"You've got to stay healthy!" Said the P.E teacher that is over-weight
"Being on your period is no excuse!" Said the P.E teacher with no unterus.
NMQ

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FramingMatthew
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 1:18pm UTC

This really is the last time I'll get to go on Witty...
I'm in hospital right now, my family weren't even allowed to see me until last night. I wanted to talk to all of you people one last time, but the doctors wouldn't let my mom take a laptop - I begged them for an hour to let her, even if I could only use it for 15 minutes (I also begged them to let me see my girlfriend, I can be VERY persuasive when I want haha) ... I was THAT desperate.
But yeah. This is the last time I'll be on Witty.. I could be dead within 2 weeks. It sucks, but everyone will go on without me. They all know that even though I'm not physically with them, I'll always be there; and they can always talk to me, even though I won't be able to respond.
Gah, there's SO many things I want to say to you all, but I don't know how to say them, and anyways I always end up saying the same kind of thing in my quotes in the hope that people would be inspired. I'm a bit of a fail, aren't I? I'm certainly no Martin Luther King Jr, or Nelson Mandela or any of those awesome inspirational people.. I'm just an ordinary 15 year old kid who's going to die of cancer :Z But I still try. I don't like giving up. And I've been told before that my quotes have saved people's lives. That's.. just amazing. It makes me feel like I have made a difference, even though it was just a small difference to the universe. Does that make sense? .. No, I didn't think so. x_x
So, all I can say now is.. Read my other quotes. You don't have to fave them, just read them. And never give up on your life. You can get through this. There's always someone going through worse than you; someone who'd give anything to be you.. Like, I'd give anything to be one of you people here than be dying of cancer like I am now.
You want to be beautiful? Just believe in yourself. Confidence looks good on a girl.
Thanks for all the love and support, Witty. You all mean the world to me. I love you. <3
- FramingMatthew

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xstaybeautiful
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC

click to see this quote

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BeWithMeForever
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 9:29pm UTC

Joe
he first person to comment is gay!
11 minutes ago · Like · Comment
Joe *The
10 minutes ago · Like Comment
fav if you get it
nmf.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Before you kiss me
-Grab my waist
-Pull me closer to your body
-Look into my eyes
-Look at my lips while biting your lip
-Look back into my eyes again
-Grab my face gently
-Then slowly lean in & kiss me
It will drive me crazy, I promise.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 2:33pm UTC

A conversation I overheard at a barGuy 1: Hey there.
Guy 2 Hey. What's up?Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.Guy 2: Thanks dude!Guy 1: So who are you here with?Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.Guy 2: It's cool, man.Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 5:31pm UTC

When your pen runs out:
5% calmly putting it away and getting a new one.
95% SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE!

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 9, 2011 1:42pm UTC

ADMIT IT
You once made a little kid cry,and then made them laugh so you would'nt get in trouble.

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