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robsssX
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December 9, 2012 3:54pm UTC

Me and my friends
friend 1: i can get any boy i want
friend 2: i can draw really well
friend 3: i can sing
friend 4: i can look good without make up
friend 5: i can get invited to any party
me: i can breathe

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happiest*
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December 9, 2012 4:30pm UTC

dear mother nature...
i'd like to cancel my monthly subsciption... ♥

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Jahyvie
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December 8, 2012 5:40pm UTC

CHRISTMAS: Noun. The annual christian festival celebrating Christ's Birthday, held on December 25.

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ChocoTaco
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December 9, 2012 2:03pm UTC

Mom: Who are you texting?
Me: *Thinks of friend mom would approve of*

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funnybunny4
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December 8, 2012 10:01pm UTC

That awkward moment when
"Oh my gosh, should have been there!"
"Well inviting me might've helped."

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jstallons
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December 9, 2012 2:49pm UTC

"10 times better than the
leading brand!" Then why
isn't it the leading brand...

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sammy*
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December 8, 2012 8:19pm UTC

Wait for me somewhere between
REALITY AND ALL WE'VE
ever dreamed

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WeAreTheBoys
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December 9, 2012 2:53pm UTC

Lots of people think I'm too patronising.
(that means I treat them like they're stupid)

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伤*
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December 9, 2012 12:50pm UTC

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CrazyFootballChick
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December 8, 2012 11:58pm UTC

I hate
That moment.
That moment when you know its about to be over.
That moment when you get that horrible feeling in the pitt of your stomach, because you're losing something you can't live without.
You just want to burst into tears, but you know you can't.
You tell yourself you have to be strong.
And eventually, the stronger you are, the harder it gets.
That feeling overwhelms you.
It overpowers everything you ever had or ever believed in.
You question yourself
You tell yourself you were stupid, and you ask yourself why you did it.
I hate that moment.
That moment where you hate yourself,
And miss him

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BlackButterflies
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December 9, 2012 2:16am UTC

last christmas, i gave you my heart, but the very next day YOU STAMPED ON IT AND THEN DROVE A BUS OVER IT AND THEN PUT IT THROUGH A BLENDER SEVEN TIMES YOU STUPID MOTHERF/CKER BUT DESPITE ALL OF THAT I STILL LOVE YOU. HELP.

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nevercloseyoureyes
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December 9, 2012 2:30pm UTC

r4ndom-url♥
my gf has gained a lot of weight, do you think its time to break up with her?
▼
■ Anonymous
yes, because she deserves somebody so much better than you.
Ask r4ndom-url a question
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UnicornHoran
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December 9, 2012 1:19pm UTC

Me : Hey, Christmas is on a friday this year.
Blonde friend: I hope it's not friday the 13th.

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I_Dont_Know
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December 8, 2012 8:36pm UTC

Never let your fear deside your fate.

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
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December 9, 2012 12:02am UTC

NEVER HAVE I EVER
actually been to a store and heard "clean up on aisle 2"

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