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UnicornHoran

1. UnicornHoran
   posted a quote
   December 9, 2012 1:19pm UTC
   Me : Hey, Christmas is on a friday this year.
   Blonde friend: I hope it's not friday the 13th.
   
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2. UnicornHoran
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2012 9:54am UTC
   In maths, SO BORED! Someone talk to me x
   
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3. UnicornHoran
   posted a quote
   October 2, 2012 3:18pm UTC
   I will stop thinking about can'ts.
   And focus on One Direction
   
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4. UnicornHoran
   posted a quote
   September 27, 2012 2:27pm UTC
   me: I'm going on a diet.
   me:
   me:
   me:
   me:
   me:
   me: Tomorow.
   ©I_Dont_Know
   
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5. UnicornHoran
   posted a quote
   September 27, 2012 2:16pm UTC
   Sorry, What language are you speaking?
   Coz' it sounds like bullSh#t
   
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6. UnicornHoran
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2012 1:19pm UTC
   Just because
   I'm not in your shoes
   Not mirrored in your eyes
   Inside we were all made the same
   So back off, Don't criticize
   
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7. UnicornHoran
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2012 5:12pm UTC
   Have you ever...
   Walked up to a mirror,
   and stroked your face.
   You anaylize your nose, mouth and eyes.
   You count your spots.
   You feel ugly and worthless.
   I used to do that.
   Until I realised that everyone is beautiful.
   Even me.
   
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8. UnicornHoran
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2012 3:53pm UTC
   In the car with my mom
   Girl who randomly invited me to her party: I told you to invite people.
   Me: I did.
   Girl: Where are they then?
   Me: In my bag.
   Girl: ...
   Me: Girl, meet my friends. *Pulls out one direction poster.*
   
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9. UnicornHoran
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2012 3:39pm UTC
   Today a boy called me ugly.
   Lol I'm joking.
   Boys don't talk to me.
   
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10. UnicornHoran
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    I can't describe
    The way I feel when I look into your eyes.
    To Niall Horan.
    
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11. UnicornHoran
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    Ever girl is insecure
    Even those who hide it.
    
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12. UnicornHoran
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    I was reading the top quotes
    I was actually suprised that there was so many 9/11 quotes.
    This sounds so bad, I know. But because my father died in 9/11 a lot of...bullies at my school called me names and told me to
    get over the fact that I didn't have a dad.
    It felt like no one cared about 9/11.
    And as a two year old child..I lost my father that day in new york.
    And to see that so many people care...it feels so good.
    Take this single moment and pray for everyone included in that terrible day.
    
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13. UnicornHoran
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    Oppisites Attract
    Chapter One
    I pulled down my top and applied my masacara. I was ready to face my ex. Johnie. He wanted to see me again. I couldn't refuse.
    The only way I could get rid of him from my thoughts was if I could tell him how I felt about...About his ways.
    I was home alone. I am mostly. Since mom got that new job at the central music stadium.
    I picked up my phone and I went to grab my bag but a heavy knock on my bedroom door stopped me.
    Mum was home? Already? She was supposed to be back in 3 hours?
    "One minute." I walked over to my door and swung it open.
    My eyes sqwinted. "..Johnie? Wha..What are you doing here."
    My heart pounded. For a minute I thought he could see the beats jump through my chest.
    But no. He was staring at something much more personal.
    "The door was unlocked..I thought..I'd.." He gave me a smirky grin, "Pay you a visit."
    He walked over to me and grabbed my arms.
    I tried to scream but he shushed my lips. He layed me on the bed and he stroked my neck and kissed it softly. A shiver was sent up my spine.
    "Johnie..Get off..!" I whispered, all strength gone.
    He unbuttoned my black blouse and kissed me on my breast.
    Then he heard the door knock and he got up and jumped through the window.
    He turned around and whispered "Shut up about this."
    I shuddered. He had started again.
    I curled up, half naked, shivering as the front door knocked.
    Feedback?
    (:
    
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