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truestory
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December 28, 2012 10:57pm UTC

I wish the hair on my head grew as fast
as the hair on my legs.

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mayday
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 4:22pm UTC

Hey I just met you,
and this is crazy, but you're wearing Crocs, bye.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 9:24pm UTC

Who Else?... #9
Hides when they see someone from their school
fave for more
Letting you know that you aren't alone :)

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lalalexy
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 8:02pm UTC

most girls: I like to hang out with guys 'cause there's less drama.
me: I like to hang out by myself cause there's NO drama and I don't have to wear pants.

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Baseballisme
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 3:03pm UTC

When I allow you to look at one picture on my phone, don't scroll to the next.

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onlyifhestheone
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 5:58pm UTC

Steve probably knows
way more about One Direction
than any adult male should. LOL.

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ThePurpleMandel
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 4:15pm UTC

That awesome feeling when
you put on warm clothes that just came out of the dryer.

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Kizzie29
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 6:09pm UTC

What would you all say if
Steve secretly loves crocs and he sees all of us saying we hate them and he goes to bed crying at night, saying, "They're dissing crocs."

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 3:00pm UTC

When I was a kid, "talk to the hand"
was the best defense I had when I knew I was wrong.

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 5:00pm UTC

My theory of why guys don't talk to me:
My level of beauty and superior intelligence is just too intimidating.

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meganvictoria2013
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 9:02pm UTC

I just watched a film where a man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and left his unborn son physically disabled. Then in a twisted turn of events, his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper 1000's of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
Finding Nemo is a real thriller.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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clandd55
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
My LIFE IS OVER!!! I'm 15?
I was at my crushes house and he was in the bathroom. I really had to go (he only had one washroom) and I didn't want to disturb him. I started to panic. I decided to take a quick poop on his carpet, and I knew for a fact i would clean the second that I was done. So I ended up pooping, then went and grabbed a cloth to clean with. Then he walks in and says "what the **** did you do?" I turned bright red. SUPER embarassed! I made up a bull story on how his dog took a poop on his carpet, but he told me that he didnt have a dog. I ran out of his house, and he deleted me off Facebook, and texted me his carpet cleaning bill...Now I have to see him at school tomorrow, but I'm not gonna go. FML, I'm 15!
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Dafuq did I just read.
format credit jimmy365

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legit7
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 3:39pm UTC

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER ♥♥
wishes
t h a t t h e y c r e a t e d t h e i r f a v o r i t e [x] [x] [x]
sONG..?
my quote.

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skyscraper13
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 4:18pm UTC

My friend David got his ID stolen, so now we call him
Dav.
get it?(:

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 5:31pm UTC

Did you know that...
the voice of SpongeBob is married to the voice of Karen, Plankton's computer wife?
♥
s e r i e s ?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 6:29pm UTC

when you forget to do your homework
and the teacher forgets to collect it
♥

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annalove26
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 2:02pm UTC

The faster i type my password, the more secret agent-y i feel.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 6:14pm UTC

WHO THE HECK TOOK MY -
oh, wait there it is.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 5:45pm UTC

"Don't you go to school with them?
You should say hi! "
no, its okay mom.

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365days*
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 1:10pm UTC

♥
No one is afraid of HEIGHTS, they are afraid of the fall
xxx
No one is afraid of the DARK, they are afraid of what is in it
xxx
No one is afraid to PLAY, they are afraid to lose
xxx
No one is afraid to say I LOVE YOU they are afraid of the response
xxx
Dont you see?
No one is afraid to TRY, they are afraid of the outcome

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