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lalalexy

Status: world of warcraft is my life.

Member Since: 14 Nov 2011 08:34pm

Last Seen: 5 Dec 2018 08:38pm

Birthday: June 10

Location: under your bed eating marshmallows.

Gender: F

user id: 238623

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lalalexy
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 6:47pm UTC

I push people away
>> because I'm tired of <<
the same thing happening
again and again.

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lalalexy
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 10:32pm UTC

I'll never be your lover,
I only bring the heat.
company under covers,
filling space in your sheets.

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lalalexy
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 10:00pm UTC

I'm not giving up,
I'm just giving in.

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lalalexy
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 11:10am UTC

So I followed suit and laid out on my back
imagine that.

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lalalexy
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 7:05pm UTC

no outfit is complete
without a smile ♥

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lalalexy
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 2:43pm UTC

It's all sh*ts and giggles
until someone giggles and sh*ts.

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lalalexy
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Forget me,
go your own way.

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lalalexy
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 12:40pm UTC

I usually take steps
to avoid elevators.

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lalalexy
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 10:52pm UTC

DID YOU KNOW?
if you're browsing witty on a friday night
& you put your ear up to your monitor
it sounds exactly like having no friends?
WELL NOW YOU DO!

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lalalexy
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 11:57am UTC

I wondered why the basketball was getting bigger,
then it hit me.

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posted a quote
August 23, 2012 8:02pm UTC

most girls: I like to hang out with guys 'cause there's less drama.
me: I like to hang out by myself cause there's NO drama and I don't have to wear pants.

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lalalexy
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 2:35pm UTC

It feels like a prison
in the body I'm living in.

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lalalexy
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 9:46pm UTC

I like my women like I like my cheese;
MATURE.

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lalalexy
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 5:02pm UTC

sometimes the wrong choices
bring us to the right places ♥

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lalalexy
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 6:38pm UTC

Honestly, if you don't fit in
then you're probably doing the right thing.
-Lights Poxleitner