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purplecandy

1. purplecandy
   posted a quote
   January 31, 2014 6:52pm UTC
   My rooms not messy it's
   just a museum of all my
   collection
   
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2. purplecandy
   posted a quote
   January 31, 2014 6:43pm UTC
   That random moment
   when everybody talking
   in class and suddenly it gets quiet and you are
   yours friends are the
   only one left talking
   
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3. purplecandy
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2013 4:50pm UTC
   When your just sitting down eating sweets and people start staring at you and ur like:that's right keep staring
   
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4. purplecandy
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2013 5:10pm UTC
   sometimes, you just gotta shut up,swallow your pride and that your wrong,its not called giving up its called growing up
   
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5. purplecandy
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2013 2:11pm UTC
   Friend:who is this?
   Me: your mom
   
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6. purplecandy
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2013 11:43am UTC
   Sister:When you grow up I bet you'll have ugly kids
   oh I'm sorry I didn't know you've created time travel b*tch.Please carry on
   
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7. purplecandy
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2013 4:31pm UTC
   I wish people had an off button
   
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8. purplecandy
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2013 10:55am UTC
   Me:So how drunk was I?
   Person:You know that squirrel that keeps
   on eating seeds from your bird feeder.
   Me:Yeah
   Person:Well you tried throwing it into my
   pool while saying"SANDEY CHEEKS,
   BIKINI BOTTEM NEEDS YOU"
   Me:I wasn't drunk....
   
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9. purplecandy
   posted a quote
   June 9, 2013 6:05pm UTC
   When people smoke in front of me:
   Me: I don't need to breath in ur deep s*it
   
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10. purplecandy
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 9:16am UTC
    That moment when ur teacher catches you doing something bad and you just blame somelse.
    
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11. purplecandy
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    A message that someone passed to me today...
    Message:heYwh@y y0u d0ing?
    Me:About to throw a dictionary in ur face
    
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12. purplecandy
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    Babies die,
    Todlers die,
    Children die,
    Teens die,
    Adults die,
    But thing that never dies is love<3<3<3
    
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13. purplecandy
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    If you tickle me I'm not responsible for what
    happens to your face.
    
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14. purplecandy
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 10:00am UTC
    Rasin cookies that look like chocolate chip
    cookies is the main reason I have trust
    issues.
    
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15. purplecandy
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 11:45am UTC
    Remember that thing that gives
    you a pain in the a** oh yeah
    thats LIFE.
    
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16. purplecandy
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 11:42am UTC
    Person:It's so hot in here!
    Me:oh sorry should i leave?
    
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17. purplecandy
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 10:10am UTC
    Love is like a rollercoaster cause
    at
    the end of the ride u will always want to go
    again.
    
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18. purplecandy
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    When ur in P.E:
    Freind:lol,slow down.
    Bestfriend:calm down b*tch this is pe not the olympics.
    
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19. purplecandy
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    Friend: hey look at him
    Me: who the guy oh looks like he got run over
    Friend: no him
    Me: ohh pig face I knew you'll fall for him you guys are like twins*walks away*
    Friend:"............"
    
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20. purplecandy
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 11:26am UTC
    There's always one friend wish u could turn into a boy.
    Btw it was the first thing that popped into my mind so ...
    
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