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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Anthony96 Anthony96
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    Looking at old text messages,
    and wishing it happened all over again.

  3. Megoz7 Megoz7
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    when someone skinnier than you says 'I'm so fat.' and you just stand there like ummm......

  4. bringmeto_LIFE bringmeto_LIFE
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    When someone mentions That's So Raven ~
    The first thing that comes into my head:
    "YA NASTY"

  5. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    My mind is like Hollister.
    A dark place but filled with hot boys.~

  6. joshkarder17 joshkarder17
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 12:30pm UTC
    Last night at a party,
    my best friend told me he was
    GAY.
    He expected me to
    walk out of his life.
    But i didnt.
    instead i laughed and said
    thank god...now i have less
    competition.
    he smiled and we spent the rest of the night
    finding him hot guys to hit on.
    true story :)

  7. DakotaMarieee DakotaMarieee
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    How does anything EVER get done in a bubble wrap factory?

  8. iloveeyouu89 iloveeyouu89
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Meanwhile on the Tour Bus...
    Me: Hey boys.
    1D:
    Me:
    1D:
    Me:
    1D:
    Me:
    1D: How did you get on our tour bus?
    Me: ...I have Nandos.
    Niall: SHE STAYS.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    Does anyone else wonder what
    would happen if a famous person came into your classroom just for you?

  10. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    I wish...
    there was a secret handshake that only us Wittians' knew,
    because if there was I would go in the middle of a big croud and
    do it, and see who does it back.

  11. starvingforperfection starvingforperfection
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    If you love me, tell me.
    W h o k n o w s w h e r e I ' l l b e t o m o r r o w ?

  12. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 11:17am UTC
    Dear Boys,
    be the type of guy you would want your daughter to be with.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. samidances247 samidances247
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 8:17am UTC
    I am asking a small favor
    ANext summer i will most likely have to get surgery for my back. i will do nothing but lay in bed all day. So this summer I made a bucket list. One of my top things to do is to get a top quote. It would mean alot to me if you could just like this quote. In return i will try to like one of your quotes. Thank you so much for taking the time to read this. :)
    ______

  14. DenaAnn DenaAnn
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    So today..
    My mother and I decided to go to Applebee's for lunch. Just the 2 of us.
    And old man came up to me and said, "You look very beautiful today, just as beautiful as my wife did on our wedding day."
    I couldn't help but smile.
    He showed me a picture.
    She was gorgeous, even if it was from awhile back.
    I asked, "Well, thank you! Where is your lovely wife?"
    He replied with, "She died in a car accident the day after we got married. I visit her grave everyday with both our wedding rings in my hand. Pretending like it was our wedding day all over again."
    He gives me hope.♥

  15. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    Kevin the pigeon was louis' imaginary
    friend from when he was 6 since all the children bullied him
    due to the lack of sporting abilities,
    LOUIS STILL CAN'T PLAY TENNIS
    WITHOUT CRYING

    format credit to OneDirection

  16. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    Shrek 1: Came out 11 years ago
    Monsters Inc: Came out 11 years ago
    Dylan and Cole Sprouse: 20 years old
    Miley Cyrus: Engaged
    Hillary Duff: Mom
    That's so Raven: Been off TV for 6 years
    Lizzie McGuire: Ended 9 years ago
    FEELIN' OLD YET?

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    Do you think it's weird that a
    round pizza with triangle slices comes in a square box?

  18. italiangirl3 italiangirl3
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    Face it,
    Whenever the people at the nail salon talk in a different language
    They're insulting you.

  19. D0ri20 D0ri20
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 10:25am UTC
    Music is my life,
    & the lyrics are my story.

  20. thebeatles4lyf thebeatles4lyf
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 9:06am UTC
    Respect your mother!
    You son of a b*tch.
    (fave if you get it xo)

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