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SkinnyJeans1113
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 7:16pm UTC

Jesus can walk on water.
Cucumbers are 96% water.
I can walk on cucumbers.
Therefore, I am 96% Jesus.
.....Your mind
Has just been blown.
not my quote but I saw it and thought it was funny

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 8:03pm UTC

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Today all I did was walk around town and eat doughnuts. I got arrested for impersonating a police officer
Not my format
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SexyBeatGotSwag
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 3:08pm UTC

-20 years from now-
Me; *Shows pictures of One Direction*
Me; And that kids, are the world's hottest men I ever fell in love with
Children;
Me;
Children; They're ugly.
Me;
Children;
Me;
Children; We're grounded aren't we?
Me; Oh hell yes you are.

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letssfallinnlovee
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 11:20am UTC

Bill Nye the Science Guy.
admit it, you sung it in your head.

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Crazy_Beautiful202
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 5:23pm UTC

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Lol at girls who complain about their boyfriends playing video games. Shut up and grab a controller.
♥
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PrettyXPrincess
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 10:04am UTC

I was expelled from school
on Pajama day
not my fault I sleep naked.
^^This made me LMFAO
NMQ/NMF

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BlazingDawn
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 3:03pm UTC

Seei ng a quote
& thinking:
"oh my gawd thats my LIfe"
format by sandrasaurus

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Chisu
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 4:56pm UTC

Does anyone
else
picture Lady Gaga
living in the Capitol?

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xxIntoTheNeverxx
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 7:04pm UTC

Please tell me
I'm not the only one who fears they're being watched through their computer's camera.

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 6:30pm UTC

hold your
mouse over
this quote

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harrypotterlover42
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 3:22pm UTC

MEANWHILE, AT THE CORNUCOPIA...
Haymitch: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Peeta: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Cinna: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
The World: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss: YOLO.
nmq, tumblr thought it was funny.

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chocolate_monsterx3
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 5:53pm UTC

Format By chocolate_monsterx3
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So apparently,
there is a website called ratemypoo
where people actually take pictures of their poop
and other people rate it.
I am seriously concerned for humanity.
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my friend told me about this website, and no. I have not gone on it, and i'm not planning on it so i don't actually know if it's true.

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scropie
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 3:35pm UTC

click to see this quote

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maxxvolume13
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 7:23pm UTC

I mustache you a question.
Can't you shave it for later?
No, but I'll make it furry quick.
Well, come hair and tell me.
...we're never speaking about this again.
An actual (in-person) conversation between a friend and I :) nmf

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 9:14pm UTC

That awkward moment when
You find out your teacher is pregnant... its like, woah, you actually have a life? And a husband? No way!
Then its like, wait. EW. ewewewewew. EW. EWWWW.

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Royalchik
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 10:32am UTC

Here's to the kids
who care about music
more than Popularity.
[♥]

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blahhxxemmy
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 8:35pm UTC

*pierced my own lip without asking, getting in the car with my dad, he sees it for the first time..*
dad: Hey- WHAT THE HELL
me: I-
dad: GET OUT OF THE CAR
me: *gets out*
dad:
me:
dad: GET BACK IN THE CAR
me: *gets back in the car*
dad:
me:
dad: WE'RE GOING TO DAIRY QUEEN
me:
dad: WHAT KIND OF ICE CREAM DO YOU WANT
true story, lol

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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MndJ
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 8:11pm UTC

umbl
Me: I talk to myself.
Me: Same.

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amanda2121
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 10:34pm UTC

My ex boyfriend decieded to be a jerk and post on my wall"You like small dicks"and so i commented back "exactly, why do you think i ever dated you?" *98 people liked my comment*

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