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idance
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November 5, 2011 2:51pm UTC

***
dear mom & dad,
if my friends really did jump off a cliff, it's because it was my idea.
sincerely, your daughter is a leader not a follower
***

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IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx
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July 31, 2011 5:03pm UTC

I Wish My Parents Could Understand
When I Hang Out With A Boy It Doesn't Mean He's My Boyfriend.
School is Hard and i'm trying my best.
I'm A teenager, I don't always have the best attitude.
I try to make the best decisions for myself
I'm young and want to have fun.
If i'm out all night it doesn't mean i'm drinking or doing drugs.
Not all my friends can be a bad influence
I feel useless whenever they compare me to other people.

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TheBrokenSmile
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September 9, 2011 4:14pm UTC

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_jumpthenfallx3
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August 7, 2011 12:43pm UTC

I told my mom that i broke into a homeless mans house...she grounded me.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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XxprettixX
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November 10, 2011 4:20pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
On a scale of 1 to Spongebob
how ready are you? ?`d
♥♥♥
Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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xoxocynthia
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June 29, 2011 9:53pm UTC

Imagine
if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Lady Gaga.

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idance
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June 3, 2011 6:30pm UTC

TODAY, AT PICK UP AT THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, A SECOND GRADE GIRL STARTED SPRINTING AND SCREAMED "MOMMY!'
A WOMEN NEXT TO ME SAID "GOD, I WOULD HATE TO HAVE THAT CHILD, SHE'S SO LOUD HER MOM MUST BE EMBARRASSED.
I TURNED & SAW A WOMEN IN AN ARMY UNIFORM BURST INTO TEARS AND SWEEP THE LITTLE GIRL INTO A HUG.
THIS GIVES ME HOPE.

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Cinderelly
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April 6, 2012 6:02pm UTC

I. Like. It. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Pauses.❤

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sawsaw2141998
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April 6, 2012 2:19pm UTC

Hey wittians
I'm really bored
Fav this and I will fave all of your quotes
therfore completely blowing up your notifications.
I PROMISE I will do this for the first 100 people who fave this
nmf

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ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
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April 5, 2012 10:12pm UTC

Shower Options:
1. 3rd degree burns.
2. Skinny-dipping in Antartica.

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Jahyvie
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April 5, 2012 11:13pm UTC

3 words ; 8 letters
GO TO HELL

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fredandgeorgeforever
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April 6, 2012 10:50am UTC

My mum phones the home phone and I answer.
Me: Hi mum. What do you want?
Mum: Are you at home?
Me: No mum. I am up a mountain in Sweden.
Mum: .......are you at home?
Some parents!!!!

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sandnsmiles
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April 5, 2012 10:13pm UTC

My momma always said,
Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
-Forrest Gump

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xotaylor73
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April 6, 2012 11:31am UTC

I Wish My Parents Could Understand
When I Hang Out With A Boy It Doesn't Mean He's My Boyfriend.
School Is Hard And I'm Trying My Best.
I'm A Teenager, I Don't Always Have The Best Attitude.
I Try To Make The Best Decisions For Myself.
I'm Young And I Want To Have Fun.
If I'm Out All NightIt Doesn't Mean I'm Drinking Or Doing Drugs.
Not All My Friends Can Be A Bad Influence.
I Feel UselessWhenever THey Compare Me To Other People.
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MEEman
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April 6, 2012 11:11am UTC

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Without_A_Fight
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April 5, 2012 9:44pm UTC

*raining while we're in the car*
Me: *rolls down window*
Dad: Ew! Roll your window up! You're getting everything wet!
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Me: Your mom's getting everything wet.
Sister: Burn, dad. Burn.
Dad: That's sick!
Me:
Dad:
Sister:
Me:
Dad:
Sister:
Dad: ... That was a good one.

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