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1009 faves · 18 comments · Mar 31, 2012 8:03pm

JustAnotherWittyGuy

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mm1213 · 1 decade ago
check out my quote about child abuse thanks
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MaggiieBear · 1 decade ago
TCSGWREWSX 6U
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shortiiiluvsyah · 1 decade ago
lol this is so true :p

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TheBucketList · 1 decade ago
my dad's a police officer too.. and i agree with ipickbum.. but at the same time i still laughed at this
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scared2bemyself · 1 decade ago
I think I'm gonna walk around and eat donuts for a day. Sounds pretty awesome...and delicious(:
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Chelle011 · 1 decade ago
I work at a grocery store and am very good friends with a Deputy Sheriff that comes in and gets a donut and a mountain dew every day :) and my man who is also a Deputy Sheriff loves donuts :) so @ipickbum and kiss my bum
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xEmmax · 1 decade ago
I love this so much♥
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ljames17 · 1 decade ago
lolololol
i love this♥
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---* · 1 decade ago
LoLz ;D
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barbie_doll3 · 1 decade ago
hahahhahahhahhhahahhah :)
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ilovejake7 · 1 decade ago
my uncles a chief officer and hes obsessed with donuts. hahaaaaaaa
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Missgjudgie · 1 decade ago
no one take offence, its just a stereo type, like; blondes are stupid. Its not true. Its a joke.
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emilyandthatsall · 1 decade ago
My grandpa was a cop and you were impersonating him! Hahah(:
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horanswife · 1 decade ago
My mums a cop, she thought this was pretty funny, so that first comment can smd.
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wallenbee · 1 decade ago
Hahaa I thought it was funny (: even though I don't think police officers actually do this, it's still funny (:
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JustAnotherWittyGuy · 1 decade ago
ok, just to set the record straight, this quote was NOT meant to make fun of police officers anywhere at all this quote was made just for a joke and a laugh i completely respect officers and i am just making fun of a stereotype which in fact, is not true
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Callibear8 · 1 decade ago
My dad is skiiny and a police officer
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ipickbum · 1 decade ago
UM EXUCES ME. MY DAD IS A POLICE OFFICER. HE AND ALL THE OTHER POLICE OFFERS SAVE YOUR BUTTS SO DONT BE RUDE TO THEM ....
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