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  1. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    a guy i know was dating this girl called kate and on their two year anniversary they like went for a picnic and it was super cute and romantic but his friends thought itd be funny to prank him by hiring a skywriter to write ‘will you marry me kate?’ in the sky and so they did and she saw it and he thought it’d be too awkward to say it actually wasnt for her so he didnt say anything and now theyre married and he still hasnt told her

  2. LoveYourLifeee LoveYourLifeee
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    Them: Were You Dropped As A Baby?
    Me: Yeah, Into A Pool Of Sexy.
    nmf

  3. xxnevershoutnever xxnevershoutnever
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 10:22pm UTC
    everyone leaves anyway.

  4. KenyaNot KenyaNot
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 10:07pm UTC
    pick up your head ratchet,
    your weave is falling

  5. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 10:14pm UTC
    Six days clean tonight <3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. Cammie Cammie
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    October 29, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    that's the problem with being the strong one.
    no one offers you a hand.

  8. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 6:16pm UTC
    1. Heck
    Where you go if you don't believe in Gosh

  9. happiest* happiest*
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    October 29, 2013 2:43pm UTC
    THE WORST KIND OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD ARE THE PEOPLE WHO NOTICE WHEN YOU’RE EMBARRASSED AND BLURT OUT “YOU’RE BLUSHING” LIKE YES IM EMBARRASSED THANK YOU FOR POINTING IT OUT TO EVERYONE YOU PIECE OF SH-T

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 9:01pm UTC
    can bob the builder fix my grades?

  11. hoekaylilsierra hoekaylilsierra
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 1:06am UTC
    You never really forget the people you used to be the closest with...

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