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cupiecake113
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July 11, 2012 9:21pm UTC

Can anyone tie a cherry stem with their tongue?
I surely can't...LOL

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BravoSierra
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July 12, 2012 8:33am UTC

So I just skipped the part of puberty where I get really attractive?

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RunawayRachel
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July 12, 2012 5:29am UTC

A woman who was 5 months pregnant fell into a coma. She awoke 4 months later, and asked the doctor what had happened to her babies.
Doctor: You had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother named them for you.
Woman: Not my brother! He's the biggest idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well that isn't so bad, what did he name the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.

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BeyondAnyWord
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July 11, 2012 9:31pm UTC

Admit it.
You're waiting for something that won't happen.

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sillyspiders29
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July 9, 2012 9:08pm UTC

"Remember, we're madly in love
So it's alright to kiss me when ever you feel like it,"
-Peeta Mellark♥ ♥♥ ♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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sophsunflower12
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July 9, 2012 8:18pm UTC

click to see this quote

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LaureeeenN
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July 9, 2012 8:36pm UTC

That OCD moment you have
when the door isnt completley shut

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Bravosierra*
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July 6, 2012 1:53pm UTC

After the second time he hurt me.
I should of known better.
But I gave him a second chance.
& Look whose in tears again.

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beelynng
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July 6, 2012 10:26pm UTC

Most Common Lies:
1. I won't laugh. I promise.
2. Your table will be ready in a few minutes.
3. I'm just kidding.
4. I never got your text.
5. Yes, I've read and agreed to the terms & conditions.
6. You will need to know this later in life.
7. I'm fine.
8. No, I'm okay. Just tired.
9. Okay, just one more episode.
10. I'm on my way.
11. Sorry, my parents said no.
nmq/nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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ChelsyLynn0987
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July 6, 2012 1:03pm UTC

And who else watches the show
Awkward?

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SoccerGirl1016
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July 6, 2012 8:04pm UTC

Did you know #1:
A dried-out sharpie can be revived
by dipping the tip in rubbing alcohol.

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Hahalmao
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July 6, 2012 9:16pm UTC

Asking your best friend what you should text back.

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Zombiee
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July 6, 2012 2:31pm UTC

DearDisney,
you forgot the princess, with cancer, the princess with dislexia, the pincess with AD/HD, the princess with down syndrome, the princess with anorexia, the princess with a eating disorder, the princess who grew up with no father, the princess who cut, the princess who was insecure, the princess who didn't have a good childhood, the princess who just wanted some attention from her family, the princess who tryed her hardest, the princess who didn't get everything she wanted, the princess who thought she was ugly, the princess who just wanted to fit in, the princess who wasn't the richest, the princess who wasn't the prettiest, the princess who just wanted to be loved, and the not so preect princesses.
Sinceraly, the REAL princesses.

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CaliGirlSwag
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July 6, 2012 7:26pm UTC

I want the kind of relationship where
he'll go to the Mall with me & I'll play video games with him,
he'll paint my toes for me & I'll clean his room for him,
he'll buy Starbucks for me & I'll make sandwiches for him.
I want a relationship where we can mess around,
but also be serious.
I want a relationship where we're totally in love,
but bestfriends at the same time. ♥

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