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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 5:18pm UTC

-At a school assembly-
Principal: Now, we're here to talk about technology. How many people have a Facebook?
A bunch of people: *raise hands*
Principal: Okay, good. Now, what are some cool things about Facebook?
Person: You can poke people!
Guy behind me: Pfftt, why poke people on Facebook when you can do it in real life?
Guy behind me: *starts poking me*
Me: *whips around and punches him hard*
Principal: I believe this has just proved that poking people online is better than poking them in real life.

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Maddyhj
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 3:21pm UTC

I WANT A CUTE
RELATIONSHIP
GOD DAMMIT.

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CrackerJacks97*
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 9:20pm UTC

Him.
His smile.
His stupid jokes.
His hair.
His eyes.
His voice.
His scent.
I didn't say his name,
But you thought of him, didn't you?
(Format by OneDirection)

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heyitscooper
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 10:05pm UTC

I was just inspired by a quote...
if you have the guts to like this quote, i will either:
1) Follow you
2) write a paragraph on your comments
3) write a quote about you
*I hope I can make
people smile*

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ladygagafan68
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 6:45pm UTC

i love how teachers assume that we have no lives outside of school.
and give us 50 pounds of homework.
♥♥♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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brispiin*
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 1:33pm UTC

happy birthday to our special snowflake <3
9/13/93

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sjtrue
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 6:34pm UTC

if you're not from my town
you are automatically 10 times more attractive.
-nmf

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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fghjklweirdamianfghjkl
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 11:27am UTC

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO
ME!!!!
Nobody remembered -,-

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MommyDirection5
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 1:05pm UTC

HAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAH YOU TALK TO YOUR ONE DIRECTION POSTERS!?!?!?
So do I.......

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hopetrustbelieve01
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 9:10pm UTC

I wonder what Nandos tastes like...
Anyone else?

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mcorbett105
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 7:22pm UTC

That awkward
moment when
you're laughing
and your gum
falls out
of your
mouth.
nmf.

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your_imaginary_friend
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 9:13am UTC

You
Can only change a man if he's in diapers.

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bieberfever13
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 10:44am UTC

That pedophile moment when you see a little kid and think; Damn. That kids going to be really hot when he gets older.

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 8:47pm UTC

Friends: What are you going to buy your dad for his birthday?
Boy: A flower..
Friends: LOL! A flower? Is your dad gay?! HAHAHAHA!
Friends: *Walks away*
Boy: *later* Puts the flower on his dads grave, and cries.
Don't be so quick to judge people.

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