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reasmile · 1 decade ago
omg . i dont know you but you made me cry !:)
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*FigureSkater* · 1 decade ago
im sure that couch was just blown away

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thestrangeryouknow · 1 decade ago
idk tears started welling in my eyes as I read the last line.. I guess other then being ridiculously beautiful, it was also very unexpected
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AlyssaMac6* · 1 decade ago
The couch is amazed...very amazed
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Laura :)* · 1 decade ago
got me emotional >.<
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vanilla_shortcake · 1 decade ago
i'll have it happily x
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EverAfterMaster3 · 1 decade ago
awww thats awsome and sad at thhe same time
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LifeStory · 1 decade ago
I love this quote all the time
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awesomeness...* · 1 decade ago
Press F10 5 times.Take a deep breath.
2. Think of someone you like.
3. Press F10 5 times.
4. Send this to 5 comments....
5. Look at your background
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*Yours Truly* · 1 decade ago
Thats sweet but that says couch o-o
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...* · 1 decade ago
Fk yeah! :o
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jstallons · 1 decade ago
I fall in love with this quote every time i read it <3
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lillan122 · 1 decade ago
so cute >3
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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
I love talking couches :D
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Katt_ · 1 decade ago
"The couch is amazed" HAHAHAHAHA IM CRYING because I wish my couch this talented
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!* · 1 decade ago
Are you leaving???
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lilmisslittle · 1 decade ago
STOP WITH THE FREAKING CHAIN MAIL IT'S NOT REAL OH MY GOODNESS I WILL PERSONALLY GO TO EACH OF YOUR HOUSES AND DO THE "CONSEQUENCES" IF YOU PEOPLE KEEP ON POSTING CHAIN MAIL

OH MY FREAKING GOODNESS
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1DRPhenomeniall · 1 decade ago
thats sick. why would u comment that. what if people cant send it or something and to say that someones going to die is the worst feeling and theyll be scared to death. u cant just say if u dont send it youl die. its awful. sorry my opinion x
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animenicolette · 1 decade ago
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This isthefinal case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight no send backs!

Don't mean to scare anyone
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SecretAccountOfAModernWittian · 1 decade ago
I saw something on sportscenter or espn about this.
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