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1. *FigureSkater*
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   December 4, 2016 12:30pm UTC
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2. *FigureSkater*
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2014 9:00pm UTC
   I thought of this new technique for all of you single pringles
   to find someone that is right for you:)
   It involves a yearbook, so you would probably need to be in middle school/highschool to do this
   You make a list of qualities you want someone to have.
   Then you take a marker and put a dot next to each personin your yearbook that doesn't have that quality.
   (If you are straight, put dots next to your same gender to make it easier to see who is left from the other gender)
   Keep going through the list- one quality at a time, until you find someone perfect for you
   (if you need to you can make more qualities to eliminate more people)
   Good Luck
   P.s. I did this and found one guy. I started to really like him so my friend hinted to him that I liked him
   He must've liked me back
   And now we're dating. :)
   
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3. *FigureSkater*
   posted a quote
   March 16, 2014 4:37pm UTC
   And then the devil said, "Let's have the kids do extra work at home: Homework."
   
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4. *FigureSkater*
   posted a quote
   March 1, 2014 10:16am UTC
   *not mine: just thought it was beautiful* Imagine you are an artist. You just painted a masterpiece. You think it's perfect: Not a single flaw. Then a critic comes up to you and tells you everything bad about the painting. They then start painting over the flaws- Trying to cover them up. Because they were so frustrated, they start to tear the painting apart. You would feel disappointed, Wouldn't You? Now. Imagine that the artist was God. You were the masterpiece He created. He thinks you are perfect. But you are also the critic that keeps pointing out your flaws. You put on make-up. Trying to cover them up. But you still don't see the beauty that He sees. You start to cut yourself because you are frustrated. You are ruining God's work of art- Which is you. He created you because You. Are. Perfect.
   
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5. *FigureSkater*
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   December 26, 2013 10:45pm UTC
   Me: Teehee I've favorited 69 quotes....
   Me: ...
   Me: ...I'm so silly...
   Me: But now I can't favorite anymore quotes if I want to keep it that way...
   Me: Maybe I will just delete some
   Me: *Looks through quotes*
   Me: Goshdangit I can't find any I don't like
   Me: WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE SO WITTY?!!!?
   Me: Wait why do I have to keep it at 69
   Me: Ya' know what? Fine. Screw you, 69
   Me: ...
   Me: Heh heh... irony...
   Me:
   Me: ... *giggles*... 69....
   Me:
   Me: *Looks around*
   Me:
   Me: I need to find some friends....
   
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6. *FigureSkater*
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2013 5:35pm UTC
   WELCOME, WINTER BREAK! I LOVE U
   
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7. *FigureSkater*
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2013 4:46pm UTC
   So wake me up when it's all over
   When I'm wiser and I'm older
   
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8. *FigureSkater*
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   December 19, 2013 10:22pm UTC
   WHY IS IT SO HARD TO MAKE THESE QUOTES LOOK COOL SERIOUSLY THO.
   
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9. *FigureSkater*
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   December 5, 2013 11:13pm UTC
   pv zk pv pv pv zk pv pv pv zk pv zk pv zk kkkkkk pzk bsch
   Type this into google translate and have fun ;)
   (Even make your own remix!)
   
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10. *FigureSkater*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 5:32pm UTC
    did you know that thethe brain is so wierd thatthat it didn't catch it when i said "the" and "that" Twice?
    
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11. *FigureSkater*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 12:49am UTC
    Witty should have an app.I swear i would buy the heck outta that thing
    
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