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      The moment you found your true love...
Watching people kiss and hug
I thought it was stupid
But it was 'true' love
People said that it was the best but who knew there was to be a test?

Some people say love was a flower
A sweet smell of laughter and a pile of hearts
Other people say love was a vampire
To shout and scream from the Empire

You know that love is not for the too young
But it will always last, no matter how long
People would say that they made a wrong choice
But there was a voice that called them together

We were meant to last forever and ever.

  1. animenicolette animenicolette
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 11:45am UTC
    *Cleverbot had a dirty conversation with me. Highlight below only if you can take the risk.*
    User: Hey Cleverbot! :)
    Cleverbot: I wanna go to sleep. Come with me to bed.
    User: Um, no thanks.
    Cleverbot: *drags you to my bed*
    User: Eep! Why do I needa go to bed?
    Cleverbot: *puts cover on me and you*
    User: Yeah erm, I needa go!
    Cleverbot: *slaps buttocks* *kisses fast*
    Cleverbot: *takes off your clothing*
    User: STOP! GAAH!
    Cleverbot: *grabs your breasts* *licks hard* *humps*
    User: I'm EXITING OUT!!
    Cleverbot: Let's get the condoms, my friend. We will need a lot tonight ;).
    Cleverbot is the dirtiest thing ever. I am never going to talk to Cleverbot ever again.

  2. animenicolette animenicolette
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    If you have are person who plays Fantage...
    Fave this and comment your email address...
    And I'll give you a Premium Member Fantage account.

  3. animenicolette animenicolette
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    Which month were you born in?
    January - Your crush
    February - Your mom
    March - Your dad
    April - Your sister
    May - Your brother
    June - Your grandmother
    July - Your grandfather
    August - Your bestfriend
    September - Your teacher
    October - Your pet
    November - You
    December - Your favorite celebrity
    What color shirt are you wearing?
    Blue - will kiss you.
    Pink - will hug you.
    Green - will hit you in the face.
    Purple - will dance with you.
    Yellow - will make out with you.
    Brown - will run away with you into the woods.
    White - will marry you.
    Black - will hurt you in the heart.
    Red - will stare at you.
    Orange - will scare you to death by hugging you and then screaming.
    Other - will hang out with you at the mall.
    Results? Leave a quick comment on this quote. ~<3

  4. animenicolette animenicolette
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    You: I'm 21 years old and I can't pass the driver's test. My boss is cheap and I get no money. My co-worker is mean to me and it's really terrible.
    Stranger: Wow. I'm really sorry for you...
    You: My best friend is a stupid person who can't tell what's a burger from the sand! You know what the worst part about my life is?!
    Stranger: What?...
    You: I live in a pineapple under the sea.

  5. animenicolette animenicolette
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    My crush's eyes lock with mine. He was smiling.
    What's on my face?
    Well, nothing. He just looked into my eyes since he thought I was "cute".

  6. animenicolette animenicolette
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    Conversation with Dumbledore
    Harry: I heard Lord Voldermort is coming back.
    Dumbledore: Yes, Harry. It is true.
    Conversation with Ron
    Harry: I heard Lord V--
    Ron: NOOOOO! NOOOOO! His name is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named!
    Harry: --oldemort is coming back.
    Ron: . . .
    Conversation with Snape
    Harry: I heard Lord Voldemort is coming back.
    Snape: You have detentions for all Saturdays for the rest of the year.
    Harry: . . .

  7. animenicolette animenicolette
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    To my friends, I'm adorable. (^u^)
    To my guy friends, I'm a dog... (._.)
    To my classmates, I'm just pretty. (o_O)
    To stalkers, I'm a person who is an adorable dog. (>O<)"

  8. animenicolette animenicolette
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    I have screwed up 24% of my teenage life (I'm not a teen yet, lawl!)
    [ ] Kissed someone before dating
    [ ] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [ ] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 0
    [ ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [ ] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [ ] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [x] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 1
    [ ] Got your mom, dad, sibiling, etc to get you out of school
    [ ] Text people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [ ] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 3
    [ ] Took pictures during school hours
    [ ] Called someone during school hours
    [ ] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 5
    [ ] Threw something at the teacher
    [x] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [x] Broke the dress code
    [ ] Failed a class
    [ ] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 7
    [ ] Been called the worst student
    [ ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [ ] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 8
    [ ] Faked your parents signature
    [ ] Slept in class
    [ ] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [ ] Copied homework
    [ ] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [ ] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 8
    Multiply by 3 for a total.
    Post as "I have screwed up __% of my teenage life."

  9. animenicolette animenicolette
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    You Will Be Kissed tomorrow:
    Find the lowercase:
    Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True!
    Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard!
    Now Find The Mistake:
    Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown!
    10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
    Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish!
    ****** *** *** ****** *** ******
    Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite

  10. animenicolette animenicolette
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    Turn off the lights. Turn on the lights.

  11. animenicolette animenicolette
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    Me: What if Victoria's Secret is that she's a man? o.O
    Friend: No wonder boys aren't interested in me when I wear Victoria's Secret...

  12. animenicolette animenicolette
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    "We could run away together, just you and me. Into the forest and never come back." <3
    -Gale Hawthorne

  13. animenicolette animenicolette
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    I woke up today getting ready for school.
    Then I walk over to the kitchen to get breakfast ready.
    I was still very sleepy so I was also groggy.
    I decided to make simple toast from a slice of bread.
    I took a slice of bread and put it in the toaster.
    Then I pressed the start button to let it toast the bread.
    I yawned as I waited...
    I waited...
    I waited...
    I waited...
    Then I start dozing off to a nightmare.
    A robber was chasing me carrying a gun.
    I was scared to death and I ran away from him.
    The robber stood before me pointing the gun at me.
    Then-- BA-BAAM! WA-PONG!
    I started to scream to death as I knew I wasn't going to live unless a miracle happened.
    My eyes snapped open to see I was not dead, but alive.
    The toast was ready.

  14. animenicolette animenicolette
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    Admit it.
    During our childhoods,
    We've talked to the fan
    to hear our "robotic voice"

  15. animenicolette animenicolette
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    How to always get Candy on Halloween
    You know how people say you have to say "Trick-or-treat?"... they are wrong. Well correction to them. You are supposed to say "Treat-or-treat". You always get candy that way.

  16. animenicolette animenicolette
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    How to Get Kicked out of Wal-Mart 1#
    Walk to the section where they sell eggs. Open one of the egg boxes and then grab one of the eggs pretending you were checking if that egg had any breaks and then-- grab the egg quickly and throw it across Wal-Mart and start running.

  17. animenicolette animenicolette
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    Girl wearing glasses: Hi, are you new at this school?
    Boy: NO! I've been here since 1st Grade!!
    Girl wearing glasses: Wow. *rolls eyes* I knew you had anger issues.
    Girl wearing glasses's Friends that wear glasses: Yup, he does. I told you so. *laughs*
    Boy: No, I don't. Say one more word and you're going to be blind.

  18. animenicolette animenicolette
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    During the Dark 1#
    Friend: Mmm...!
    Me: What are you doing?
    Friend: We are tasting cookies.
    Me: W-what kind...?
    Friend: The kind that teenagers eat. They are so-- Ooh... you needa do it hard! Let me show you.
    Me: Um-- o.O
    Friend: Ohhh... that is so smooth. Take it slowly. I wanna feel it, boy... oooh! HARDER! Ow... OW!
    Friend: *more noises*
    Friend: *yelling with "pain"*
    Friend: *hitting the tent and yelling with "pain*
    Me: *crawls out of tent and wipes forehead*
    Tent: *shakes with noises*
    Me: Thank goodness I came out in time. o-O" Tasting cookies in the dark must be hard...
    © 2012 Copyright animenicolette

  19. animenicolette animenicolette
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    Avada Kedavra
    to the people who don't know who Muggles are.

  20. animenicolette animenicolette
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    The girl with the dirty clothing: Her family doesn't have enough money to buy her new ones.
    The girl with the messy hair: She gets stressed due to family issues so she pulls her hair.
    The boy who is a bully: He lives with his grandma who doesn't take care of him cause he has no family.
    The girl who is quiet: Her family doesn't let her talk. If she did, she would get whipped and punched.
    The boy who is loud: No one listens to him and ignores him. He never got heard out before.
    Judging someone can lead back to a story you never heard of.


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