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Chris*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 3:34pm UTC

this is not a love story
THIS IS A STORY ABOUT LOVE.

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^_^*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 3:34pm UTC

Girls, Find the boy who isn’t afraid to admit that he misses you, who knows that you’re not perfect, but treats you as if you are.

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Butterbear
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 6:40pm UTC

Today at school i
literally had a funeral for my pizza
pocket and if that doesn't explain
how much i love food i don't know
what will

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Steve*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 7:27pm UTC

How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 1:19pm UTC

Poptarts.
I don't think I've ever had one before...
Is that like...
Weird?

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NeverFadingBeauty*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 5:58pm UTC

That sad moment when you come on
witty see you have a bunch of
notifications...(21+)
and witty only lets you see 4 of them
;-;

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 5:45pm UTC

I know a girl, who made a list of what she wanted in a boyfriend.
“ He must have tanned skin. ” she said
“ And blonde hair. ” she added
“ He must be 6 foot or taller. ” she decided
“ And be able to kick a football further than anyone else.”
“ He needs to be strong ”
“ And popular ”
She searched for a long time, determined to find a boy from her list.
No one seemed to have all the things she wanted in a boyfriend.
Then came along a boy.
He was not tanned.
He didn't have blonde hair.
He was no where near 6 foot.
He had never really played football in his life.
He was not strong.
He was not popular.
but this boy made her laugh and smile and talk about things she would never tell anyone else.
She had became head over heels for this boy, who was perfect in an entirely different way.
After all that searching her list now seemed pointless.
Because in the end, you don't choose who you fall in love with.

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*Dirtbag*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 6:55pm UTC

Today At school I saw the prettiest girl
Her head barried in her hands
I asked her whats wrong and she said
"I've been bullied, For being so ugly and why is a guy like you talking to me?"
My heart stopped I couldnt believe a girl like that was asking why I was talking to her
Or why she believed what they had said
I replied simply
"You are Beautiful, And you shouldn't believe what those jerks say"
I then noticed the cuts on her wrists and I suddenly felt lightheaded
Oh no I thought she only cuts because shes being made fun of
"Really? That means so much to me"
She dried the tears from her eyes then smiled
I can't believe how cruel people can be now days...
It really hurts me...
It cuts me like a knife...

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 12:35pm UTC

I finally found love
on page 56 of the dictionary.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 5:48pm UTC

Am I the only one who remembers
The plan to turn
Rainbow into Rainbo?
It was Gracefullystrong 's idea.
I remember thinking it was a brilliant idea
And that it should become a Witty-wide known idea.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 2:37pm UTC

homework
homewor
homewo
homew
home
hom
ho
how
how a
how abo
how about
how about no

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 2:30pm UTC

In my biology class we had a discussion on what kind of milk Batman drinks and my science class is better than your science class.

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 1:54pm UTC

when people find out that I spend a lot of time on the internet I think they imagine that I watch po.rn and cat videos all day but the truth is that I spend it surrounded by fantastically talented artists, writers, graphic designers,
html wizards, and generally interesting people, so I thank you for that

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^_^*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 11:09am UTC

How do people randomly bump into celebrities?
I can't even find my mum when I lose her in the supermarket...

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 7:23pm UTC

Teacher: If you lose your textbook it's a $75 fine.
Girl in my class: But you can, like, buy a shirt with that.
Me: Well for $75 at Burlington I bought 3 shirts, 2 pairs of jeans, a dresser, 2 dogs, a cat, 4 houses, and Alex Pettyfer.
Me: Now that's something to brag about.
Me: Burlington, Brag about it.

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 3:43pm UTC

I DONT THINK YOU GET
IT IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY
IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER
SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY
GROW SOME KAHONÉS AND TELL HER

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bye*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 5:13pm UTC

I have so much respect for people who make dictionaries.
Someone’s job was to literally describe every word in the English language
and put it in a book,
like, if I had to do that it’d be so sarcastic and rude like
“sky: that blue f/cking thing over your head dumba/ss”

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 2:00pm UTC

i was always scared of teenagers when i was little because i felt like they always glared at me and looked tired and angry and now i understand

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 1:56pm UTC

if you hate a band members wife/girlfriend just because they are with the band member you can just tap dance the frick away from me

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 4:21pm UTC

If I were a girl I'd probably just use my period to get away with everything
My boss: Charlita! Why didn't you do this project when I asked you to???
Me: I'm on my period.
My boss: You should go home and get some rest.
My boss: Completely paid for.
My boss: Actually take the whole week off.
My boss: And you know? Take my car.
My boss: Just don't scratch it.
My boss: Actually, go ahead and scratch it. I don't care.
My boss: Just leave.

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