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October 29, 2013 7:47pm UTC

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single f×cking one of them

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Hale_Storm18
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October 29, 2013 8:53pm UTC

I am nobody. Who are you? Are you nobody, too?

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Steve*
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October 29, 2013 4:42pm UTC

now that the ipad air is out i am fully
expecting the ipad water, earth, and fire to be next

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gab*
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October 24, 2013 9:17pm UTC

& in a cup of
LONELINESS
i've found
instant relief

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Chris*
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October 29, 2013 8:29pm UTC

I called my best friend but his cell phone was dead so I called his home phone and his mom answered and I was like "Hi it's Christina, I was just wondering if Adam was there. His cell phone's dead and I wanted to see him today" and she said she'd find him and then about 2 minutes later she said "He said he's sleeping and to call back in a month" and I was like "What" and she goes "I honestly don't know"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BravoSierra
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October 24, 2013 3:47pm UTC

i have come to realize that nearly 60% of my stories go unfinished
because either someone cuts me off or i stop talking because i realize no one is listening.

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Hale_Storm18
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October 24, 2013 9:14pm UTC

every other sports team fan when their team is losing with 2 mins left: aw sh.t we lost
every boston sports team fan when their team is losing with 2 mins left: yo chill the fck out we got this

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ChocoTaco
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October 29, 2013 8:44pm UTC

As a young child during church
I would have little contests in my head among the other people in the church. Like who was the best looking in each pew, who had the best/worse makeup, and who had the coolest design on their shirt.
And then I'd make set up scenarios in my head. Like I'd imagine a bunch of criminals bursting into church and me having to save all the people, and then I would become a saint.
When all else failed, I'd count the number of tiles on the ceiling.

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mollifers123
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October 29, 2013 7:33pm UTC

Maybe more men would stand up and be gentlemen if you would sit down and act like a lady..

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Amenah
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October 29, 2013 2:47pm UTC

Stand up for what you believe in,
even if you have to stand alone.
format credit: Amenah

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Chris*
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October 26, 2013 11:23am UTC

fear does not stop death. it stops life. uht ihgrghtkhgtkjhjtkhjt urhighuigh

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Chris*
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October 24, 2013 5:12pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Steve*
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October 26, 2013 6:05pm UTC

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials.

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Hale_Storm18
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October 28, 2013 7:32pm UTC

american: british people are so weird
british person: wot the fo.ok did ye say? i'll fo.ok you cu.nting yank shít. maths.

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Chris*
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October 24, 2013 2:41pm UTC

Interviewer: Your record has been taken over by--
JK Rowling: 50 Shade of Grey. Just think how many more copies I would have sold if Harry had been a little more creative with his wand.

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BravoSierra
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October 27, 2013 1:08pm UTC

bellatrix: i just killed your godfather.
harry: please. tell me you're joking.
bellatrix: nope. i guess you could say i'm "dead sirius"

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CharliesTheName
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October 29, 2013 6:02pm UTC

"I suck at spanish"
says the student with an A+ in AP Spanish 5 Honors

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Amenah
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October 26, 2013 1:52pm UTC

Sometimes,
crying makes it so much worse.
Because before you actually cry, you can pretend it's not as bad
as you think it is and that it's just like, a bad mood or something.
Crying makes the problems so much realer, and so much more inescapable.
I know they always say 'Oh, let it out', but maybe that's not such a good idea.

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