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  1. xxcarlaannxx xxcarlaannxx
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    God made coke.
    God made pepsi.
    God made me.
    Oh so sexy.
    God made rivers.
    God made lakes.
    God made you.
    Well.. we all make mistakes.
    not my format/quote(:

  2. GeorgeLucy GeorgeLucy
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 11:48pm UTC
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    I don't know how...
    ///////////////// People can laugh in photos and still look pretty..
    I look like an awkward horse.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

  3. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 2:51pm UTC
    ***
    dear mom & dad,
    if my friends really did jump off a cliff, it's because it was my idea.
    sincerely, your daughter is a leader not a follower
    ***

  4. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 12:24pm UTC
    Teacher :
    " DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!?!?!"
    Students:
    "Are you asking me out?O_O"

  5. HabiiBa HabiiBa
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you walk out of your bedroom in your pajamas and there's a guest in your house.

  6. AllAboutUs AllAboutUs
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 1:26pm UTC
    true fact;
    Getting punched
    in the boob>>
    hurts
    just as bad as getting kicked in the balls..
    ...at least we dont fall to the ground crying..
    ^just proves girls are stronger than guys.
    not my format.

  7. PlanetCoolKids PlanetCoolKids
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    Today, I found an M&M
    in a bag of skittles.
    I believe it was spying on the enemy.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  8. frazergirl frazergirl
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 3:23pm UTC
    THAT MOMENT OF PURE JOY WHEN YOU OPEN THE FRIDGE AND SOMEONE'S BEEN SHOPPING... ♥

  9. KGBBABE KGBBABE
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    I WISH BOY AND GIRLS COULD
    SLEEP OVER WITHOUT IT BEING A BIG DEAL.

  10. Emilyrose13 Emilyrose13
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    ♥--------------------- ---------
    I wonder ,
    What girls like more ?
    Being called hot , or being called beautiful . <3
    favorite for beautiful .
    comment for hot .

  11. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 2:44pm UTC
    Does anyone else
    GET SCARED WHEN A TEXT READS
    "Can I ask you a question?"

  12. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    WHEN MY AUNT HAD CANCER,
    Did I make a quote asking for favs for support?
    \\\\\\\\\\ NO, I DIDN'T. //////////
    What did I do instead?
    I left my computer, left Witty,
    ---------- and spent more time with her. ----------

  13. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    You text him ,he doesn't te xt
    back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

  14. lillylovee lillylovee
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    Me: *Sneeze*
    Class: *Silence*
    Most popular girl in grade: *Sneeze*
    Class: God bless you sweetheart Jesus Lord let God protect you from that horrible sneeze! Amen!

  15. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    Shutting the door
    To force your pet into
    spending time with you.

  16. driscoll08x driscoll08x
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 9:18pm UTC
    I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy
    and my face hits the mirror.
    nmf

  17. ILoveToSmile ILoveToSmile
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 1:12pm UTC
    .___________.
    It's a whale
    .....How do you have friends
    ._______.
    Baby whale

  18. Althearose Althearose
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When your friends are comparing bones they've broken
    And you're just sitting there like
    "I broke my pencil one time..."

  19. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 6:20pm UTC
    who else thinks it's cute
    when you catch a guy looking at you? ♥

  20. Alybuzz Alybuzz
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    I'm Jealous Of My Parents
    I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
    . ......

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