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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 3:14pm UTC

ADMIT IT.
You walk past girls at school thinking
"Why aren't I that beautiful?"
You walk past good looking guys thinking
"Why can't I be his girlfriend?"
You walk past a cute couple thinking
"I am not perfect enough to be in a relationship"
You walk past a rich house thinking
"Why can't I live in that house?"
You walk past a mirror thinking
"Why did I have to be me?"

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standinginsilence
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 4:14pm UTC

So today at school..
We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, "If you could choose between either having the super power to fly or to be invisible what would you choose?"
About six people rose their hands to answer his question.
He called on this one girl sitting in the back, she was very shy. I almost never heard her talk to anyone.
She stood up and her exact words were-
"I would choose to have the ability to fly because you don't need a super power to be invisible."

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 12:14pm UTC

when's your curfew?
curfew is for people who actually leave the house.

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yellowdino16
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Admit it ;
you're scared to text him,
because you feel like you're annoying him.

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cheeseylovesongs
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 6:29pm UTC

me: it's gonna be a good day!(:
hair: here's some frizz.
face: now you're breaking out!
head: here's a throbbing pain.
teacher: here's a really hard test you're gonna fail.
friends: we've decided to be really annoying.
girls: let's point out all of your flaws!
parents: we're gonna yell at you for breathing.
him: i'm just not gonna come to school today.
me: kk

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soccerninja101
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 3:08pm UTC

░░░░
I LOVE THAT KID WHO
ARGUES WITH THE TEACHER
AND KEEPS US ALL ENTERTAINED
Format by Sandrasaurus/nmq

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greendaygal
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 5:08pm UTC

boy: you're cute
me: who put you up to this
boy: what
me: was it my mom?
boy: no i think you're rea-
me: DAMMIT MOM
boy: i don't understa-
me: how much did she pay you

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MomoLoves
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 3:48pm UTC

*He* asked [Me] out
Throughout the day,
Random people would walk up to me and give me a note with a word on it.
By the end of the day, the whole note said
"Will you be my girlfriend"
When I looked up he was standing there holding the
{Question Mark.}
*Everything I could ever ask for*
.
efe**

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TheGirlWhoLived
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 3:09pm UTC

Attractive Person: I wish i had a girlfriend.
Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.
nmq;nmf

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 12:58pm UTC

Spongebob: Can you hear me?
Patrick: No, it's too dark!

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 5:59pm UTC

that awkward moment
when there's a top quote.
And you don't get it.
But like 1418983957 other people do.
my quote:) follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365

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