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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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brigid*
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January 31, 2013 7:35pm UTC

guy: I like to make things look good
me: that concept obviously doesn't apply to your face.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 8:35am UTC

LOOK, ALONE PEOPLE
don't like to hear about together people, okay?
- Grey's anatomy

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brigid*
posted a quote
January 21, 2013 7:36pm UTC

I have friends who have wittys and so when they
put a quote as their facebook status and it gets a ton
of likesim just sitting here like "I know your secret"

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brigid*
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 8:19pm UTC

guy on the radio: I heard that Taylor Swift said that
she wasn't afraid of being forever alone. I was just
like that's a good thing considering no guys want to
date you because they're afraid you're going to write
a song about them.

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brigid*
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 7:03pm UTC

Wife: Honey can you help me with the garden?
Husband: Do I look like a gardener?
Wife: Honey the toilet is broken!
Husband: Do I look like a plumber?
(The husband went out for lunch and when he came back the house was fixed)
Husband: Did you fix all of this?
Wife: No, the neighbors son did, but he said I had to make him a burger or sleep with with him.
Husband: You gave him the burger right?
Wife: Do I look like a Burger King?

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brigid*
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 10:03pm UTC

don't act like you care
when you clearly don't

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 3:22pm UTC

me: *likes character*
character: *dies*
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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soccertrack
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 8:59pm UTC

Ugh guys....I really need a 6 month vacation...Twice a year

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 1:40pm UTC

me: starts walking
me: becomes self conscious about
what arms are supposed to do
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 2:08pm UTC

me: Ugh I'm so bored there's
literally NOTHING for me to do....
brain: Finish your novel, play on your
xbox, revise, do your homework,
play an instrument, read, go out,
learn how to cook, learn a new language,
clean your room, watch TV..
me:
me:
me: Ugh I'm so bored there's
literally NOTHING for me to do....
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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 3:56pm UTC

Sometimes you have
something you need to say
but you can’t, because the words won’t come out,
or you get scared and feel stupid.
So if you could write a song and sing it,
then you could say what you need to say,
and it would be beautiful,
and people would listen,
and you wouldn’t make a complete idiot out of yourself.
But all of us can’t be songwriters,
so some of us will never be able to say what we’re thinking,
or what we want other people to know we’re thinking.
So we’ll never be able to get the chance
to make things right.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 2:43pm UTC

it takes hours
to write an awesome essay but a
milisecond to close without saving
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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 3:34pm UTC

crushes
PHASE I - where i won't shut the
heck up about him but i pretend i
don't like him
PHASE II - where i start to try to
read into what he is saying and
pretend that they like me too
PHASE III - where all hope is lost i
decide they don't like me im a big
loser with a stupid face
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Twisted~*
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January 27, 2013 7:13pm UTC

It's only been the first 27 days of January and there was:
-the girl who sucked on her own tampon
-the guy who ate his own sh//
-the guy who fu//ed a chicken
-the girl who fu//ed her dog 'cause she lost a bet
What's wrong with this generation..?

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SomeRandomDude
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 8:27pm UTC

What if the mayan calander ends in 5105, and we've just been holding it upside down?

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MissAnna
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 8:38pm UTC

I F YOU KISS HER MIND
|||||||||||||||||| HER BODY WILL FOLLOW.

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idocartwheels
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 9:49pm UTC

Don't know what to write
but wanting to use this format.

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sammy*
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 2:56pm UTC

how do i stop growing up this isn't fun anymore

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 4:01pm UTC

Why is it so hard
hard to accept things as they are?
Why do we struggle and fight against the inevitable?
Is it the knowledge that things could be better?
Or is it the hope?
The hope that if things were different,
we would be different.
Better.
Stronger.
Complete.

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