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Cammie
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January 31, 2013 3:27pm UTC

The internet is really good at finding attractive people who live far away

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MyWittyProfile
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January 31, 2013 3:31pm UTC

I only got 99 tampons cause some freak ate one.

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acc_1029
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January 31, 2013 1:55pm UTC

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

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jimmy365
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January 31, 2013 6:16pm UTC

what if
the hokey pokey really
IS what its all about
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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AwesomeUsername
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January 31, 2013 6:04pm UTC

Dryer: That's a nice pair of socks you got there.
Dryer: It would be a shame if one of them...
Dryer: Disappeared.

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EdSheeran
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January 31, 2013 3:04pm UTC

NEGATIVITY ISN'T THE WAY TO GO
SMILE MORE AND EAT SOME CHOCOLATE
- ed sheeran

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伤*
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January 31, 2013 1:51pm UTC

I tried so hard to be what you needed

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WeAreTheBoys
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January 31, 2013 3:22pm UTC

Actually saw two young people talking earlier.
Blimey, their parents must have grounded them from their phones.

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FluffyScamp
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January 31, 2013 6:26pm UTC

Today, I received my first detention.
A guy had the nerve to "compliment" me,
on my chest.
And well, I may or may not have hit him,
while yelling some very colorful words.
Waddup detention. Waddup.

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acc_1029
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January 31, 2013 1:44pm UTC

Who remembers when pounding your chest twice, kissing your fist, then throwing a peace sign up in the air was a cool way of saying goodbye?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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acc_1029
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January 31, 2013 1:35pm UTC

That awkward moment when you
glance at someone who's staring at you

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Jillianxxx
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January 31, 2013 3:25pm UTC

I have NEVER actually seen a yellow duck..

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jahan
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January 31, 2013 12:05pm UTC

pregnancy tests
the only test your parents will be happy to see you fail

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jimmy365
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January 31, 2013 6:19pm UTC

cauliflowers
are so dumb like they try
so hard to be broccoli but it
just doesnt work
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acc_1029
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January 31, 2013 1:47pm UTC

That moment when you text someone "Hey(: " and they're like "Hey." And I'm like
"Homie where's my smiley face."

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伤*
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January 31, 2013 3:23pm UTC

I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE
black, white, straight, gay, short, fat or skinny
if you're nice to me then i'll be nice to you
- eminem

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acc_1029
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January 31, 2013 1:39pm UTC

My talents:
-Speed texting
-Procrastinating
-Eating
-Sarcasm

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acc_1029
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January 31, 2013 1:42pm UTC

Monday: No.
Tuesday: Ugh.
Wednesday: Why.
Thursday: Omg.
Friday: Finally.
Saturday: Yes.
Sunday: Crying.

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jimmy365
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January 31, 2013 6:29pm UTC

one time
i put my mum’s bras on a
ceiling fan because i though it’d be a
funny prank but then some
people came over to look at the
house and i didn’t have
time to take the bras down so
when my mum turned the fan on bras
flew all around our kitchen and
landed on the people and like
no one wanted to say
anything so we acted like
bras weren’t strewn across all of us
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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