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Candy69
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September 8, 2012 4:58pm UTC

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Comparisons
are easily done
once you've had a taste of
Perfection
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Format credit to Narwhallayouts

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Candy69
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October 14, 2012 10:04pm UTC

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annalove26
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October 21, 2012 1:42pm UTC

Fact: not all goodbyes are sad
Example: Goodbye, class.

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Maddyhj
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October 21, 2012 8:02pm UTC

My mind says homework, but my heart says internet.

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 5:17pm UTC

Nothing hurts more than being disappointed by the person
you thought would never hurt you.

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annalove26
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 2:33pm UTC

What if
algebra teachers are really pirates..
And they are using us to find "x" so they can find the treasure and keep it for themselves?
Mind=blown

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sammy*
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 6:30pm UTC

I still don't understand,
how you can stand next to someone
you have so much history with and not say
a thing to them♥
nmf/nmq
~this quote means so much to me, which is why i wanted to share it with you guys~

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 4:50pm UTC

So, you want to stare at my boobs?
That's cool, bro.
Take off your shirt & let me stare at your abs.
So you don't have abs?
Then take your pants off.
Oh, you don't want to?
Then you can just say "bye, bye boobies!"

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 4:35pm UTC

Girl; "Come at me bro"
Boy; *comes at her with a hug*♥

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annalove26
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 2:39pm UTC

Me asking friend if he's seen a movie:
Friend: Ya i've seen it a million times.
Me: *thinking*
*the movie has a 2 hour duration*
*2 multiplied by 1 million is 2 million*
*thats approximatley 83333 days*
*And thats about 228 years*
*..he is only 15*
Me: That liar son of a b*tch..

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 5:21pm UTC

Relationships are worth fighting for,
but you can’t be the only one fighting.

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SayingWhatMeFeel
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October 21, 2012 1:36pm UTC

Things I Hear During School
*Math Class*
Teacher: "If I was a bear, I'd be a Grizzly bear."
Girl: "I think I'd be a Teddy bear.."
Teacher: "YOU PEDOPHILE! You like to sleep with young children!? I'm disgusted.."
Class: "What."
Aha, because teddy bears sleep with
little kids, get it? :P
My school is so weird.

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