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ArianaHegarty_
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August 15, 2012 8:24pm UTC

That 70's Show Quote #6
Hyde: Why don't you just ask Donna to stay?
Eric: I just don't think that would be fair to her.
Kelso: Fair to her? Who cares what the woman thinks? This is America!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ArianaHegarty_
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August 14, 2012 2:25pm UTC

That 70's Show Quote #1
Donna: I'm kind of cold..
Eric: Aw well here Donna, here's my jacket
Eric: Aren't we just the perfect couple
Jackie: Michael, I'm cold too.
Kelso: Well damn Jackie I can't control the weather!
Comment if I should continue!

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ArianaHegarty_
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August 14, 2012 2:44pm UTC

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ArianaHegarty_
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August 14, 2012 2:47pm UTC

That 70's Show Quote #3
Jackie: It's simple, the woman just needs to be a cook in the kitchen, a maid in the living room, and an acrobat in the bedroom. And I can hire a cook and a maid.

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ArianaHegarty_
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August 14, 2012 2:55pm UTC

That 70's Show Quote #4
Donna: I love you.
Eric: I love..cake.
Donna:
Eric: ..

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ArianaHegarty_
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August 14, 2012 3:01pm UTC

That 70's Show Quote #5
Fez: Donna, we didn't get a chance to say goodbye
Donna: Did you guys get him drunk and make him wear a dress
Hyde:
Kelso:
Fez: Yes, but I've been wanting to do this for sometime.

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keegster
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August 14, 2012 10:33am UTC

TOO UGLY TO DATE ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE
TOO ATTRACTIVE TO DATE UGLY PEOPLE

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pleasespeaktomyface
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August 14, 2012 12:05pm UTC

Normal People: Walk around their house like normal people.
Me: Dances around my house like a ballerina.

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LoveStinks97
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August 13, 2012 9:07pm UTC

Am i the only one that thinks
That im one of those friends that everyone pretends to like?
Just something that i wonder every day...

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kungfupenguin
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August 13, 2012 11:06pm UTC

you raise me up so I can stand on mountains
you raise me up to walk on stormy seas
I am strong when I am on your shoulders
you raise me up to more than I can be

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polinaagoldberg*
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August 14, 2012 12:28pm UTC

You laugh at me cause I'm different
And I laugh at you cause you're all the same

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Candy69
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August 14, 2012 1:10pm UTC

Daddy was a mean ole mister.
Momma was an angel in the ground.

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gianna31
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August 10, 2012 9:06pm UTC

Whoever stuck the "s" in fast food,
well played, well played.
nmq-credit to animallovers46

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ChickFlick
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August 7, 2012 3:27pm UTC

Seeing boys play with
little kids is probley the
most attractive thing ever.

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Kaywuzhere
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August 12, 2012 12:05am UTC

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bitchesandcream
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July 31, 2012 10:56pm UTC

plot twist: my milkshake actually does bring all the boys to the yard.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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pleasespeaktomyface
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August 12, 2012 1:26pm UTC

My level of maturity changes
depending on who I'm with.

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Pound_the_alarm
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August 12, 2012 2:27pm UTC

When I die .I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep .Not like all the passengers in his car
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