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  1. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 11:12am UTC
    Plot Twist:
    People do care about you.

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know

  3. _lifeisamazing _lifeisamazing
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    Person: I like this song.
    Kidz Bop: Oh better make a version before this gets out of hand.

  4. AssKickerXx AssKickerXx
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 6:15pm UTC
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  5. hgirl hgirl
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    Dad: I taught you kids well, and not to have s/x at a young age, and I expect you do the say to your kids one day.
    Me: NAH, I'll just make them watch mean girls and tell them their whole lives to:NOT HAVE S/X, CAUSE YOU WILL GET PREGNANT AND DIE! then &I'll make them watch the twilight series so they know that when Bella got pregnant she almost died.
    Dad:
    Me:
    Dad: ...well that works too.
    mq/nmf/truestory

  6. _torn _torn
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    I've never seen
    A McDonald's or Burger King
    Under Construction
    They just show up
    nmf/nmq

  7. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    *End of class bell, everyone packs up*
    Teacher: Excuse me, I didn't dismiss you
    Me: WELL IF THE BELL DECIDES WHEN I GET HERE THEN IT DECIDES WHEN I LEAVE! *walks out*
    My whole class and teacher: o.0
    I didn't even get in trouble and it's the second day of school!

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Don’t you hate that feeling?
    When you’re just sad for no reason.
    Something brought you down and you don’t even know how.
    Trying to keep yourself happy,
    but you just can’t seem to do it.
    Listening to upbeat songs, but nothing happens.
    Trying to smile but the things on your mind
    and your feelings just bring you down.
    Like, everything you think is a bad or sad thought.
    When you’re just,
    lost.

  9. jordankimberly21 jordankimberly21
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Me: Imagine having a boyfriend that would take you to concerts.
    Me: Or just a boyfriend.
    Me: Or just concert tickets.
    Me: Or concert tickets to see my boyfriend.

  10. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Math tests: A farmer plants 7 crops of potatoes and 3 crops of carrots. What is the probablity that his moms name is Margaret.
    History tests: The American Civil War ended in 1865. Explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs.
    Literature tests: Explain what the author meant by, "the orange was as orange as an orange."
    Physics tests: The aliens ate 4.3 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pickles at the speed of light.

  11. OreoLover OreoLover
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    *At a Mexican Resturaunt *
    Brother: *Sigh*
    Me: What's wrong?
    Brother: I don't wanna taco' bout it...
    *Dying of laughter*

  12. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    Old Disney:
    Lizzie McGuire: Mom, I really want you to know I appreciate everything you do for me.
    That's So Raven: Because if you haven't noticed, people come in different shapes and sizes and they're all beautiful..
    New Disney:
    Shake It Up: I could just eat you up... well if I ate.

  13. isitonlyme isitonlyme happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    radio: up next, call me maybe!
    me: oh, not this song again..
    me:
    me:
    me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL, DONT ASK ME, ILL NEVER TELL!

  14. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    Dear mom and dad,
    Next time you call me names, think twice. Just remember : calling me fat, dumb, ugly, stupid, selfish, worthless, and etc isn't going to turn me into your expectation of a better daughter. Chances are, your going to LOSE your daughter. Not that you would care anyways.... Sorry for being a screw up.
    Sincerely,
    your f/cked up daughter

  15. rayray1231004 rayray1231004
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    Reads: "For the love of cats, please follow the rules."
    Me: Well, I mean, if it's for the cats, I guess I could.

  16. musicismyboyfriendd musicismyboyfriendd
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    me: why am i so funny?
    me: i don't know
    me: *laughs*
    me: *sighs*

  17. Lyannn Lyannn
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 9:47am UTC
    You're weird.
    I like that.

  18. italiangirl3 italiangirl3
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    Plot Twist: "I'm going to die alone with 72 dogs

  19. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    If you were a pokemon,
    I'd choose you. ♥

  20. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 10:04am UTC
    "Oh yes, the past can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it."
    - The Lion King

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