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_lifeisamazing

1. _lifeisamazing
   posted a quote
   October 28, 2012 6:24pm UTC
   I have this really ugly thing
   On my face
   caLlEd my face.
   -tumblr-
   
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2. _lifeisamazing
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   October 17, 2012 5:50pm UTC
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3. _lifeisamazing
   posted a quote
   October 14, 2012 6:40pm UTC
   Benefits of Dating Me
   1. You'll be dating me.
   2. Refer to number one.
   I could continue but I feel my point was proven
   
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4. _lifeisamazing
   posted a quote
   October 5, 2012 11:05pm UTC
   people say I'm always happy ,
   &+ that I'm good at what I do,
   but what they don't realize is...
   I'm a dam.n good actress too.
   
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5. _lifeisamazing
   posted a quote
   October 2, 2012 6:51pm UTC
   Roses are red
   & I'm feeling blue
   I'm just scared
   You'll forget me too.
   _lifeisamazing
   
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6. _lifeisamazing
   posted a quote
   October 1, 2012 10:02pm UTC
   So we both ignore each other,
   & pretend the other one doesnt exist
   but deep down we both know
   It wasn' t suppose to end
   l i k e t h i s
   
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7. _lifeisamazing
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2012 8:53pm UTC
   Love is just some
   BUllS.HIt CREAtED
   By Hallmark & Disney
   
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8. _lifeisamazing
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2012 11:00pm UTC
   Me trying to fall asleep at night:
   Me: One sheep
   Me: Teeww shheep
   Me: Redd sheep
   Me: Bleeww shheep
   Me: Bahh bahh black sheep
   Me: Turtle
   Me: Cow
   Me: Hampster
   Me: Hipsters
   Me: Twister!
   Me: TOTO I DONT THINK WE'RE IIN KANSAS ANNYMORE!
   Me: Ugh I'm going back on the internet.
   
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9. _lifeisamazing
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2012 7:33pm UTC
   Fall Bucket List
   1) Carve a Pumpkin
   2) Go on a Hayride
   3) Make Halloween cookies
   4) Go to a haunted house
   5) Drink hot Coco
   6) Go to a Halloween party
   7) Watch all of the Disney Halloween movies
   8) Have a bonfire with S'mores
   9) Jump into a Leaf Pile
   10) Go to a Football game
   11) Do Mischief night
   12) Make candy Apples
   13) Wear a knit sweater
   14) Go through a corn maze
   15) Snuggle by a fire
   
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10. _lifeisamazing
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Hey I just met you
    & This is loco
    But here's four candies
    You go Glenn Coco
    tumblr
    
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11. _lifeisamazing
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 1:05am UTC
    Me: Ommgg Livee Whilee We're Younng.
    Friend: Psh fangirl much
    Me: Exuse me? I am much more mature then that, I fan-woman.
    Me: Wait no. I fan-lady thank you very much
    Me: Pssh. I fan-queen, peasant.
    Me: Actually, I fan- goddess, mortal.
    Me: Bow down to me fools.
    
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12. _lifeisamazing
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    "Oh it's getting pretty late. I should probably log off Witty & to my homework.."
    -Said No One Ever
    
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13. _lifeisamazing
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    My School-
    Person in my Grade: Okay so last night on facebook ..
    Another Person: OMMG ONEE DIRECTION
    Some Girl in my Grade: And then she looked at my boyfriend.
    Another Girl: Oh snap you better get her after school.
    Guy in my school: *Winks* hey babe
    His friend: Lololol she totally fell for it go over and pretend to ask her out.
    Teacher: Okay so tonight just read a novel, memorize the dictionary, and pop quiz!
    Kid in my Class: What's a dictionary?
    Me: I hate you all.
    
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14. _lifeisamazing
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    Me: *Logs onto Facebook.*
    Me: *Sees this picture
    * Like if you love ice cream! Ignore if you hate your family.
    Me: Sigh *Logs back on to Witty.*
    
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15. _lifeisamazing
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    My Bad & I'm Sorry
    Mean the same thing;
    Unless you're at a funeral.
    
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16. _lifeisamazing
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    Dang Flabbit, Where's that rabbit?
    He has a habbit of running away....
    Hey honey, Where's that bunny?
    He took my money, that ain't okay...
    Hay, Hay, Hay, Bun Nay
    Remember This?
    
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17. _lifeisamazing
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    you can;t judge my choices
    with out understanding
    MY REASONS
    ♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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18. _lifeisamazing
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    Friend: Eww! My school picture is ssssoo ugly
    *shows me picture, looks 1000 times better then mine*
    Friend: I'm doing picture retake day!
    Me: Well you see I've come to terms with the fact that no matter how many pictures they take I will always look like a walrus who has a slight mishap with a chainsaw.
    
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19. _lifeisamazing
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    Boys should learn a lesson from Mario ;
    no matter how far away your princess is
    chase her.
    
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20. _lifeisamazing
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    My Boyfriend
    Does this really cute thing where
    He doesn't exist.
    
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