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paigetheprincess
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March 4, 2012 6:14pm UTC

Teacher: I hope I didn't see you copying another student's homework.
Student: Yeah, I hope you didn't see that either

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TayaElizabeth12
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February 24, 2012 6:22pm UTC

The phrase, " Don't be afraid' is in the Bible 365 times.
That's a daily reminder from God to live, every day,
fearless.♥

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laurenwinkler18
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February 24, 2012 5:45pm UTC

fave this if you want your notifications blown up. ♥

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Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
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February 24, 2012 4:19pm UTC

Yes Mom,
I LIKE TO EAT A 5 COURSE MEAL
WHENEVER I GET HOME FROM SCHOOL.
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

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raebobmarypants
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February 24, 2012 3:24pm UTC

We all have that one moment when
we look in the mirror and think,
"Damn, why don't you have a boyfriend, you sexy lady?"
but then we look back in the mirror and think,
"HAHA nevermind, I know why."

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yourcool
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February 24, 2012 3:44pm UTC

The world ending in 2012?
I think we're all forgetting Phil of the Future was from 2121.

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BravoSierra
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February 24, 2012 3:01pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
"Do you behave like this at home?"
"Yes actually."

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BravoSierra
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February 24, 2012 11:32am UTC

Dance like nobody's going to put it on YouTube.

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summergirl5
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February 23, 2012 10:49pm UTC

click to see this quote

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BravoSierra
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February 24, 2012 11:25am UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
It's illegal for athletes to use steroids.
Shouldn't it be illegal for models to use Photoshop?

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paigetheprincess
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February 23, 2012 11:27am UTC

WINNING MEANS FAME AND FORTUNE.
LOSING MEANS CERTAIN DEATH.
THE HUNGER GAMES HAVE BEGUN....

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paigetheprincess
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 11:31am UTC

Don't fight hate with hate
Fight it with sarcasm. more fun.

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paigetheprincess
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February 23, 2012 8:59pm UTC

There are plenty of fish in the sea
So stay away from mine♥

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paigetheprincess
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February 24, 2012 7:59pm UTC

Sorry, I can't hangout.
My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish died. It was tragic..

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paigetheprincess
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February 24, 2012 8:22pm UTC

Nice tan,
What's your race? Carrot?

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paigetheprincess
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 8:26pm UTC

who invented hugs?
i mean..the first hug would have been soo awkward. its like"what are u doin, y are u holding me???"
"shhh just trust me"

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BlackButterflies
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February 24, 2012 2:53am UTC

we all have that one teacher
who scares the pants off of almost everyone in your class,
and one kid who's brave enough to be rude to them.

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BlackButterflies
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February 23, 2012 10:49pm UTC

"I'm about to sneeze!
Wait for it......................
Wait for it.....................
.... never mind."
we've all done this.

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_AllOfMyConfessions
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February 23, 2012 10:39pm UTC

For every fave this gets
I will go a day with out cutting
I promise..

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 10:19am UTC

British:
'Ello beautiful. How are you my love?
Australian:
G'day mate!
Canadian:
Eh?
American:
Aye shawty, whaddup?

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