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  1. musicismylife11 musicismylife11
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    read this out loud:
    THIS IS THIS CAT
    THIS IS IS CAT
    THIS IS HOW CAT
    THIS IS TO CAT
    THIS IS KEEP CAT
    THIS IS AN CAT
    THIS IS IDIOT CAT
    THIS IS BUSY CAT
    THIS IS FOR CAT
    THIS IS FORTY CAT
    THIS IS SECONDS CAT
    *NOW GO BACK AND READ THE THIRD WORD ONLY IN EACH LINE FROM THE START*

  2. musicismylife11 musicismylife11
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    teacher: why do i hear people talking?
    me: uhh because you have ears
    teacher: go to the principal's office

  3. musicismylife11 musicismylife11
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    a friend once called me delusional, i almost fell off my unicorn

  4. musicismylife11 musicismylife11
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    your not ugly society is

  5. musicismylife11 musicismylife11
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    Sometimes you have the oppurtunity to say yes but you it's best if you say no

  6. musicismylife11 musicismylife11
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    "why can't a girl and a guy be friend without everybody assuming ur dating or like each other?"

  7. musicismylife11 musicismylife11
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW VICTORIA'S SECRET

  8. musicismylife11 musicismylife11
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    I HATE WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING THEN THEIR LIKE NEVER MIND I'M LIKE TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME

  9. musicismylife11 musicismylife11
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    IN CLASS WHEN I'M BORED I:
    1. THINK OF ONE DIRECTION
    2. SING ONE DIRECTION
    3. O THEY WOULD BE A PERFE CT COUPLE (MY CLASSMATES)
    4. I'M A GUMMI BEAR GUMMI GUMMMI GUMMI BEAR PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
    5. LOOK AT MY CRUSH
    ......................NORMAL PEOPLE TALK TO THEIR FRIENDS

  10. musicismylife11 musicismylife11
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    WOULDN'T LIFE BE PERFECT IF
    1. SWEATPANTS WERE SEXY
    2.MONDAYS WERE FUN
    3.JUNK FOOD DIDN'T MAKE YOU FAT
    4.GIRLS DIDN'T CAUSE SO MUCH DRAMA
    5.GUYS WEREN'T SO CONFUSING
    6. AND GOODBYES ONLY MEANT UNTIL TOMMOROW

  11. musicismylife11 musicismylife11
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    WHEN A GIRL CRIES OVER A GUY,SHE REALLY LOVES HIM. WHEN A GUY CRIES OVER A GIRL, HE WILL NEVER LOVE ANOTHER GIRL LIKE HER.

  12. musicismylife11 musicismylife11
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    STUDIES SAY IF YOU ARE SCARED OF SPIDERS YOU ARE 10 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO FIND THEM IN YOUR BEDROOM.....
    I'M SCARED OF ONE DIRECTION

  13. musicismylife11 musicismylife11
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    "RELATIONSHIPS END BECAUSE ONCE THE PERSON HAS YOU THEY STOP DOING THE THINGS IT TOOK TO GET YOU!"

  14. musicismylife11 musicismylife11
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    old people at weddings always poke me an d say "you're next." so,i started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

  15. musicismylife11 musicismylife11
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    me: mom, im extremely sick take me to the emergency room right now!
    mom:what's the matter?
    me:don't you know
    mom? oh i know what you have!
    me: what?
    mom: a bellyache
    me: WTF NO! i got one direction infection
    mom: omg i can tell we need to get u to a doctor right now!

  16. musicismylife11 musicismylife11
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    friend:" i like him but i dont know if he like's me what should i do?"
    other friend: "you should just tell him u like him."
    friend:" what do u think i should do?"
    me:it's peanut butter jelly time,peanut butter jelly time!"
    friend:" wow WTF!"

  17. musicismylife11 musicismylife11
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    i don't know if you love me as much as i love you but if you don't thats to bad for you

  18. musicismylife11 musicismylife11
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    to all the people who ask me who one direction is, would you like to see me have a heartattack ? p.s. best band in the world!

  19. musicismylife11 musicismylife11
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    in a couple of months i will be creating a youtube account all about bullying. i will put what the name of the channel is when i make it but when i do i want it to become as famous as justin bieber and i don't want to become famous i want what i'm doing to become famous and that is stopping bullying!

  20. musicismylife11 musicismylife11
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    everytime someone says do it i laugh.fave if you understand!

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