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musicismylife11

1. musicismylife11
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   December 28, 2012 2:24am UTC
   WHEN SOMEBODY CALLS ME PERFECT I TAKE THAT AS INSULT CAUSE IFI WAS PERFECT I WOULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO ACCOMPLISH I'M NOT PERFECT. REAL GIRLS AREN'T PERFECT AND PERFECT GIRLS AREN'T REAL!
   
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2. musicismylife11
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   November 11, 2012 9:44pm UTC
   YOU STILL HAVE TO SQUEEZE INTO YOUR JEANS ,BUT YOUR PEFECT TO ME
   
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3. musicismylife11
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   November 11, 2012 9:31pm UTC
   ONE DIRECTION IS PERFECTION <3
   
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4. musicismylife11
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   October 26, 2012 3:16pm UTC
   MAKING UP CODE NAMES WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO TALK ABOUT THE GUYS YOU LIKE :)
   
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5. musicismylife11
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   October 26, 2012 3:14pm UTC
   IS IT JUST ME OR DOES ANYBODY ELSE RANDOMLY SING GANGHAM STYLE AND START DANCING TO IT.
   
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6. musicismylife11
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   September 26, 2012 3:21pm UTC
   Me: mom,mom,mom,mom,mom,mom,mom,mom,mom,mum,mum,mummy,mom,mom,mum,mummy,mommy,mom,mum,mummy
   MOM: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   ME:HI.
   
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7. musicismylife11
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   June 9, 2012 11:20am UTC
   HARRY STYLES ON ICARLY: SOMEBODY HOLD ME
   ME: (YELLING AT THE TV SCREEN) I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE! I VOLUNTEER!
   
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8. musicismylife11
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   May 23, 2012 9:35pm UTC
   BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY.
   THAT'S A LIE.
   
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9. musicismylife11
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   May 13, 2012 8:13pm UTC
   stay strong
   
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10. musicismylife11
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    May 11, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN...........
    A DISNEY CHANNEL STAR SWARES IN AN INTERVIEW
    
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11. musicismylife11
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    May 11, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    FAVE IF YOU REMEMBER THE LAST AIRBENDER
    
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12. musicismylife11
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    May 9, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    the little girl said to her imaginary friend: my mommy has imaganary friends to. they're on something called facebook
    
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13. musicismylife11
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    May 9, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    THE CAT IN THE HAT ON AGING:
    I CANNOT SEE
    I CANNOT PEE
    I CANNOT CHEW
    I CANNOT SCREW
    OH, MY GOD WHAT CAN I DO?
    MY MEMORY SHRINKS
    MY HEARING STINKS
    NO SENSE OF SMELL
    I LOOK LIKE HELL
    MY MOOD IS BAD--- CAN YOU TELL?
    MY BODY'S DROOPING
    HAVE TROUBLE POOPING
    THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST
    THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY A**
    
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14. musicismylife11
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    May 6, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    IF YOU REALLY LOVE SOMEONE THE KEY IS NOT TO BE JEALOUS BUT TO BE HAPPY FOR THEM!
    
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15. musicismylife11
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    May 1, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    WHAT'S THAT A HAT A CRAZY FUNKY JUNKY HAT, OVERSLEPT HAIR UNSLIGHTLY TRYIN TO LOOK LIKE KEIRA KNIGHTLEY WE'VE BEEN THERE WE'VE DONE THAT WE CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUNKY HAT!
    
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16. musicismylife11
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    April 23, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    sorry i can't today..................................my sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grndson's uncle's fish died and yes it was tragic.
    
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17. musicismylife11
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    April 23, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    female dictionary:
    "nothing forget it"= you better figure out what you did wrong
    "are you tired?"=please don't go to sleep,i love talking to you"
    "im ok"= hold me tight i need a shoulder to cry on
    " i don't give a f*ck anymore."= i still care but im tired of arguing with you
    "i'm cold"= get a blanket and cuddle with me.
    " leave me alone"=please don't go
    "i love you"= tell me you do more
    
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18. musicismylife11
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    April 23, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    WHEN I WAS A KID THE SCARIEST SENTENCE EVER WAS "I'LL TELL MOM."
    
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19. musicismylife11
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    April 23, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    girl: can you help me?
    boy:sure,whats up?
    girl:im trying to get this guy to like me.
    boy:who is he?
    girl: i can't tell you
    boy:well you could just tell him you like him.
    girl: how?
    boy:just say it.
    girl: i like you
    boy:yeah, like that
    girl: you're an idiot
    
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20. musicismylife11
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    April 23, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    wife: i want you to whisper dirty things in my ear
    husband: kitchen, bathroom, living room
    
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