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lexidanielle_xo
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June 25, 2012 4:44pm UTC

Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
Me: Well f.uck.

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ThatsSoMeee
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August 14, 2011 4:24pm UTC

What if your pillow
Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
You could plug it into your computer
And watch them over again.

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Lukas_has_a_new_Witty
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July 2, 2012 2:12pm UTC

And today, my mom's boyfreind asked me for permission to ask my mom to marry him < 3

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 1:51pm UTC

Do you ever wonder
what your life looks like through someone else's eyes?

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imabeautifulfighter
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June 17, 2012 5:04pm UTC

Im cancer free!!!!

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JustThatAwkwardTeenager
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June 26, 2012 4:22pm UTC

My hair tie wont go around my hair 3 times
but it's too loose when it's only wrapped twice

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YOLO_x3
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June 30, 2012 12:20pm UTC

click to see this quote

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 3:41pm UTC

I've always wanted to say:
"Hi, my name is _______ and you're watching Disney Channel!"
*Draws Mickey outline*

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BlackButterflies
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July 1, 2012 10:36pm UTC

imagine if we're all still on witty in 70 years...
"just got another new cat..... YOLO."
"bought adele's new album, 91 today..."
"can i please have 84 faves for my 84th birthday? (:"
"ONE DIRECTION SIGNED MY WALKING STICK"

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__OneDirectionerForever__
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June 16, 2012 8:24pm UTC

9 year old in 2012: Short shorts, A&F, Hollister, Tank tops, VS bras and undies, stuffed bra, IPhone, Ipad, Vera Bradly, Died hair, a lot make up, and 500 dollar manicures, Getting drinks and drunks and saying YOLO every 5 seconds.
Me when i was 9: Hannah Montana shirt, high school musical sneakers, jeans, messy hair, and screaming 'Roxie like a puma!!!' every 5 seconds. Getting sugar high on kool-aid.

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Steve
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June 19, 2012 9:36am UTC

You die twice.
Once when your physical body dies and once more when your name is spoken for the last time.

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JustWaiting
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June 30, 2012 6:12pm UTC

Hey, Arnold! Do you remember 90's tv shows? They're Kim Possible to forget. Let's take The Magic School Bus to Dexter's Laboratory and listen to All That stuff As Told By Ginger while sitting on The Big Comfy Couch. Then we can take a Recess and tell Dragon Tales while Arthur and Madeline put the Rugrats to sleep. Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy are Rolie Polie (Olie) while sleeping, but Courage the Cowardly Dog can watch them. Then we can take a walk in Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. However, we might get Goosebumps because there are a lot of Little Bears. Luckily, we can always count on Clarissa to Explain It All, and The Power Puff Girls to save the day.
-mine

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 4:22pm UTC

We turned witty PINK for breast cancer prevention.
Lets turn it TEAL to show
Witty is an ANTI BULLYING ZONE.
FAVE THIS! LETS GET STEVE'S ATTENTION.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 11:31am UTC

The worst type of crying
Is when your lips start to shake
and tears build up quickly and fall
fast.You're bent over or crouched
trying to suck it in and not make any
noise but it hurts too much to hold it
in so you let out a yelp and a cry then
comes the loss of breath which sucks
because not only you're crying out loud
but you think you sound dumb for not
breathing too.
It's just a mess...

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Before you kiss me
-Grab my waist
-Pull me closer to your body
-Look into my eyes
-Look at my lips while biting your lip
-Look back into my eyes again
-Grab my face gently
-Then slowly lean in & kiss me
It will drive me crazy, I promise.

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AngelM
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 1:40pm UTC

nmf nmq
I do a lot of things
before I fall asleep
Play scenes in my head
Have endless 'What Ifs'
PRACTICE THINGS I WANT TO SAY
make plans for the next day
and ask myself a lot of questions♥

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RunawayRachel
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July 10, 2012 5:02am UTC

We all know someone from our childhood who:a) became a slxt.b) became absolutely stunning.orc) made new friends.I follow back ^_^

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never_forget
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 2:37pm UTC

"Ha! you flinched."
"Well ya, you almost
punched me
in the f*cking face."

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catiemac
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 5:02pm UTC

I really want to meet Cat's brother on Victorious.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 6:29pm UTC

That awkward moment when
my mom never comes home on time, so i order pizza like once a week & every time the same guy delivers it. My thoughts were that he probably thinks i'm some depressed pizza-eating psycho, but today he told me i was hot & asked for my number.

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