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mrsivyweasley
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 5:52pm UTC

Of course,
it's happening inside your head, Harry.
But why should that mean, it's not real?

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mrsivyweasley
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 12:54pm UTC

Dear Molly,
Looking after Fred like you looked after Harry all those years. .
Much Love,
Lily

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mrsivyweasley
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 1:08pm UTC

There is no such thing as automatic doors.
Just gentlemen ninjas.
nmf/nmq

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mrsivyweasley
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 11:33am UTC

Me: "I'm gonna be a vegiatarian!"
*Five minutes later*
Me: *eating bacon wrapped steaks covered in gravy
with a side of sausage.*
nmf

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mrsivyweasley
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 9:51pm UTC

I'd rather be told the ugly truth.
Then the beautiful lie.
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mrsivyweasley
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 1:03pm UTC

'Cause I got three little words
ThatI've always been dying to tell you.
-One Direction
prof

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mrsivyweasley
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 11:06pm UTC

Me: *Staring at the toaster, determined not to be scared when the toasts pops up. . . *
*PLOP*
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Jumps twenty feet in the air*
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mrsivyweasley
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 9:06pm UTC

Whenever
somebody
calls me ugly
I get sad and hug them
Because I know how hard
life is for the
visually impaired.
nmf/nmq

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mrsivyweasley
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 8:44pm UTC

Hey, you're color-blind right?
Yeah, why?
No reason, just wondering.
Oh.
Guess what I got you for your birthday?!
What????!!!
A Rubik's cube.
I hate you.

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mrsivyweasley
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 9:10pm UTC

Mumbling parts of a song, because you aren't sure what the lyrics are.
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mrsivyweasley
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 11:10am UTC

I'm the only one allowed to insult my siblings.
You insult them and I kill you.

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mrsivyweasley
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 3:29pm UTC

kay guyss..
every time that your in a big crowd , yell "AWOT"
it stands for [ Any Wittians Out There? ]
so we can see who eachother are.
pass it on and sign your name:)♥
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mrsivyweasley
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 10:59pm UTC

I w o n d e r i f w e w i l l e v e r s e e
t h e d a y
Where the rabbit gets trix
Where the honey is stolen
Where the fruit-loops don't have a fruity taste
that shows.
Where the cinniomin crunches aren't cannibals
And the bird isn't c o o c o o for cocoa puffs

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mrsivyweasley
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 10:47pm UTC

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mrsivyweasley
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 11:39am UTC

Pythagorean Theorem: 24 words
The Lord's Prayer: 66 Words
The Ten Commandments: 179 Words
The Gettysburg Address: 286 Words
The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 Words
The Government Regulation on the Sale of Cabbage: 26, 911

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mrsivyweasley
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 9:23pm UTC

*My Brother Rips his shirt*
Most people: Aw, poor shirt.
Me: HULK SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mrsivyweasley
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 9:19pm UTC

Because of you, I try my hardest just to forget everything. Because of you, I don't know how to let anyone else in
Because of you, I'm ashamed of my life because it's empty.

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mrsivyweasley
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 10:10pm UTC

Have you just sat up at night
and wondered,
"How many ducks does it take to equal one bear's weight?"
You haven't?
Well, me neither.
What a stupid question.
But in case you were curious
The answer is
423

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mrsivyweasley
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 8:59pm UTC

Meeting a celebirty:
Expectations:
Hi! I'm such a big fan will you sign this?
Reality:
OMG MARRY ME! I FREAKING LOVE YOU! MARRY ME AND LET'S RUN AWAY TOGETHER!

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mrsivyweasley
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 8:55pm UTC

I'll miss you
Kiss you
Give you my coat when you are cold
Need you
Feed you
Even let ya hold the remote control
Let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink
Put you to bed when you've had too much to drink
I could be the man who grows old with you
I wanna grow old with you
-Wedding Singer

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