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Have you just sat up at night
and wondered,
"How many ducks does it take to equal one bear's weight?"
You haven't?
Well, me neither.

What a stupid question.

But in case you were curious
The answer is
423

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Have you just sat up at night and wondered, "How many ducks

562 faves · 7 comments · Jun 8, 2012 10:10pm

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Fitness · 1 decade ago
what even is this
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imjustonegirl · 1 decade ago
Hahaha I'm having an awful night an this just made me laugh soo hard hahaha!!

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danimint601 · 1 decade ago
what if this was the duck?

http://jatim.org/funny-event/funny-fat-animals-pictures-and-strange-fat-animals-photos/attachment/fat-duck/
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haley0118 · 1 decade ago
doesnt that hv 2 do with the dux wate?
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Spuddy1o1 · 1 decade ago
i really hope this question is gonna be in a test :P
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prettysam · 1 decade ago
ahaha from fb.
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rainback · 1 decade ago
hahah i love this quotee <333!!!


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